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Character: Sha Gojyo
Series: Saiyuki
Job Idea: Sex Ed Counselor
Canon: Gojyo's childhood was everything but happy. He was constantly picked on for being the child of a human and a youkai (demon), and his stepmother constantly beat him. He grew up to be a chainsmoking womanizer who made a living out of card games. He is flirtatious, easy-going, and loaded with mother issues; for instance, he can't stand a woman crying, and his constant need to score with girls even though he's totally getting it on with his best friend, Hakkai, is probably derived from his need to feel loved.
One of his favorite hobbies is brawling with Goku like 5-year-olds over the most irrelevant of matters. Other special abilities involve bitching/snarking at Sanzo and consequently getting his head almost-blown off every three hours or so.
Despite all this, Gojyo is extremely loyal and caring. Impulsive more often than not, he won't hesitate to risk his own life in order to protect his friends. Probably not as strong as the other Sanzo-party members but still very skilled when it comes to fights, his weapons of choice are his shakujou, his fists and his big mouth.
Okay brats, this is Sha Gojyo, your new Sex Ed counselor thing and you better shut your mouths, listen to me and behave. After stinkin' grey corpses spying on me as I piss
and me losing my lighter in that toxic dump of a swamp, I'm not in the brightest of moods.
You may call me sensei or Gojyo-sensei. Ladies are allowed to drop any formalisms. I'm here to orientate you in the tragic-yet-ever-useful art of jerking off, given that you're not allowed to have sex in camp, which is a pity because you don't know what you're missing... That rule doesn't apply to counselors, right? ANYWAY, I'll also teach you about sexually transmitted diseases; you need to be 'prepared' in case a goat or something equally disturbing abuses you. And! Birth control, of course! Because I'm sure none of you want to deal with radioactive diapers and the such.
Oh, and just for your information, anatomy and private lessons will be held in the hot springs; these are available upon request and only to girls. Understood?
Hey kiddo, see those ducklings roasting marshmallows over there? Be nice and get me one, I need a goddamn smoke.
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