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[sexy_and_skorty]

NO.

NO.

FUCKING NO.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK.

OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM!?

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK WITH AL AND WINRY I WILL KILL YOU.

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

If you don't fix this I'm going to destroy everything of yours.

[sexy_and_skorty]

YOU STUPID WHORE HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS SHOT!? IT'S THAT FUCKING GODDESS'S FAULT.

[upyourscolonel]

YOU ALWAYS FUCK UP EVERYTHING.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Yeah well there are some things that even MY level of fuck uppery can't achieve. AND THAT'S SHIT LIKE THIS.

Oh, if the voices start talking to you, just ignore them. <3

[notfullmetal]

And here I thought things couldn't get worse.

[sexy_and_skorty]

DON'T CHALLENGE WORSE, YOU RETARD. BECAUSE NOW IT'S FUCKING GOING TO GET WORSE.

[notfullmetal]

Sorry.

[sexy_and_skorty]

THAT'S OKAY.

UH. FUCK.

COLONEL SAID HE'D COME UP TODAY SO UH

HE'LL MAKE SURE ENVY!ME DOESN'T KILL YOU

[key2yourheart]

Ed...? Oh god, I hate this right now.

[sexy_and_skorty]

YOU THINK YOU HATE THIS!? AT LEAST I'M NOT SHORT, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. THIS BODY SMELLS LIKE GAY.

[key2yourheart]

... Gay has a smell?

[sexy_and_skorty]

It smells like Envy.

[mindreader_eh]

Oh my fucking God.

[upyourscolonel]

Help me.

[mindreader_eh]

What do you expect me to do?

[upyourscolonel]

I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

[phantom_lefty]

oh my fucking god.

[upyourscolonel]

I'll find you and shove you into the washer in the hottest fucking cycle if you make any kind of joke.

[phantom_lefty]

ajsdkljs i wasn't gonna say anything!

[upyourscolonel]

You'd fucking better not.