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sexy_harem

Let the healing being - Open Sexual Therapy Office Log #2

Sep 03, 2009 23:50

((THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE))

*On the door of room TD-24, a plaque out of shiny gold metal reads; "Ganondorf Dragmire (and Rawk Hawk whenever he feels like it), Your friendly neighborhood Sexual Consultants".

As your character is entering the room, music much like this one is playing ( Read more... )

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sexy_harem September 5 2009, 03:42:08 UTC

Of course he was. He gave the other man a small wave and pointed to the couch.

"Here because you have troubles, bra?"

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sexy_harem September 7 2009, 03:45:07 UTC

Too late, the door closed and locked behind him on his own accord.

"Really? Most teachers at least come here either because they can't get theirs up or their partner's." He crossed his legs and assumed the Gendo position.

"So what's yours?"

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badasscopters September 4 2009, 13:07:50 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 7th? I guess. *lol pulling out a random date* Around 12:00.
Door open or closed?: Closed
Snoopers allowed?: Ask me and I might allow it! It depends.

Goose was merely passing by in the halls to make his way out of the dorm complex. He was visiting his Holidaian best friend off-screen, as always and of course, he was merely going through the teachers dorm's hallways to make himself out. He didn't usually go by them as he left, but hey, just in case anything interesting was happening. Because the strangest things would happen in even the simplest places, right? Right!

Such was the case when he heard the music emanating from Ganondorf's dorm room. He quirked an eyebrow and curiously peeked his head in here.

"The hell's with that music?" He asked, a light snickering tone coursing through his voice.

sexy_harem September 5 2009, 03:43:55 UTC

"It's sexual healing." Ganondorf replied, his voice all buisness. For now. "How is the relationship between you and that Commander of yours?"

A trick question. He was just hoping Goose would come into the room by himself.

Surge would kill him for telling Ganondorf any of this badasscopters September 5 2009, 12:44:00 UTC

Uh, okay. Goose didn't really know how in the world the position of a sexual healing man is like, so he just kind of rolled with it. Although it still seemed weird to be blasting that music.

"Huh, well," Good going, Ganondorf, you've got a Goose coming into the room. "Pretty damn good, I'd say." It was vague since he didn't know whether or not Ganondorf meant their literal relationship or their sexual relationship. He'd say 'pretty damn good' to either one.

Re: Surge would kill him for telling Ganondorf any of this sexy_harem September 7 2009, 03:46:22 UTC

The door locked behind him. Good going Goose, you were going to be Ganondorf's slave test subject for the next ten minutes.

"So. Have you two been...experimenting?"

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impish_shadow September 4 2009, 17:08:47 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 4th, let's say around 11 am.
Door open or closed?: Closed.
Snoopers allowed?: No 8T ( ... )

sexy_harem September 5 2009, 03:55:15 UTC

They might not be people who had a close friendship, but both of them had shared a few events together. Ganondorf still felt like he owed her for last year's talk, the fact she had been part of the boarding party to take care of his mothers and that Cane was one of Ganondorf's close personal friends. Link too. Just a tad.

Besides, he understood what it was like to have your significant other leave the school, even if he got to see Rawk during most of the weekends. It just wasn't quite the same.

He appeared on the other couch next to her in a puff of smoke, holding a pitcher of tea (Rawk's favorite) and teacups, which he put on the table nearby.

"Hey. I'd ask you if you're alright, but I'd do it just to be polite."

impish_shadow September 5 2009, 15:17:34 UTC

Midna was unphased by his magical appearance. She was used to that sort of thing. The tea set caught her eye and she stared at it for a moment, realizing that they matched her Rawk Hawk parasol. How cute. If she had been feeling her best, she would have smirked.

Instead she looked over at Ganondorf with a small, "Hey."

"I'd say I'm fine, but we both know how honest that would be."

sexy_harem September 7 2009, 03:50:12 UTC

"Right, fuck all that pretentious bullshit," he replied with a soft chuckle, "Not literally of course." He served the tea and gave Midna a cup. It was Jasmine and if the teabag was any indication, expensive.

He was never good with helping out anyone in these situations, more used to causing trouble than trying to help others. At the very least, he could give Midna someone to talk too.

"How about we empty out our hearts, then go and set fire to half of the forest nearby."

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burnoutthesky September 5 2009, 01:50:46 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 6th, 4pm.
Door open or closed?: Closed.
Snoopers allowed?: Sure, but they must be pretty bored to snoop on this.

He lit the cigarette as he walked. If anyone noticed or cared they didn't say a word to the rainbow legendary. Just as well, he needed it right now and he wouldn't have put it out.
What good had attempting to quit gotten him besides a headache anyways?

Letting out a sigh, Ho-oh watched the smoke twist in the air before disappearing.

Disappointment and frustration were two feelings he was never good at coping with. Talking about his feelings wasn't something he excelled at either. But, staring down the gold plaque and it's fancy engraving, he wasn't sure what other option he had left. He entered on the third knock, took a seat and waited for the gerudo to appear.

sexy_harem September 7 2009, 03:15:24 UTC

Which he did, in an overly dramatic puff of smoke. There was a small pair of glasses on his nose as he looked at the file on his desk, before putting his arms down and looking at him, studying.

"Hey there bra. You must be Ho-Oh." Fellow teachers were always the most fun to hear about. "You here for a talk?"

burnoutthesky September 7 2009, 21:04:43 UTC

"No, I am just here for the music and ambient lighting." He rolled his head back and squirmed, if he was going to spill his guts out to someone he had never spoken to before, he was going to be comfortable while doing it.

Eventually, he found himself laying on his back, legs draped over the armrest of the couch, and using his right hand as a makeshift ashtray. Either talking about this sort of thing made him very uncomfortable or he was just a very locomotive sort of person.

"My boyfriend does not love me." He grunted.

sexy_harem September 8 2009, 18:50:09 UTC

Oh this guy was going to be, a laugh a minute wasn't he. Ganondorf didn't much about the Legendary, except from the fact he taught painting classes. The hallowed out skull of a dodongo flew to Ho-Oh, the head mostly filled with sand. Some cigarette butts were visible.

"Here, use this. First things first. Name, age, and the name of your boyfriend."

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sportsflower September 5 2009, 04:29:02 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 5, around noon
Door open or closed?: Open
Snoopers allowed?: Sure thing

Daisy was just going for a walk around campus when she heard a familiar song coming from an open office. She hadn't been to this office before, so she wasn't sure whose it was. Her curiosity got the better of her and she looked inside. "Hello?" she asked.

sexy_harem September 7 2009, 03:26:27 UTC

Oh a princess! Boy howdy did he love corrupting them (and capturing them in crystals.)

"Hello!" he replied in the nicest voice as possible. Won't you come in?

sportsflower September 7 2009, 03:51:02 UTC

"Uh, sure," she said as she stepped in slowly and looked around. "So, uh... what are you doing in here?" she asked.

sexy_harem September 7 2009, 03:54:40 UTC

The door closed behind her and locked.

"Sexual therapy of course," he cooly replied. "Why don't you have a seat?"

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