Backdated the 26th (NOT WORK SAFE PRESENTS)
EVERYONE Gets condoms. Girls get the poor elle ones. PLAY SAFE, so says the condom fairy.
Nabooru: The world on a silver platter. Guess what he want back to the jewelry store and got. If you guessed this, you win a prize.
Melissa: A NEW CAR! Ganondorf even went out and made a fake driving ID and paid an entire year of his teacher's parking space. Since he lacks his own car, Melissa can put hers there whenever she wants. He set up a small protective tent against the snow as well.
Sherlock: The entire book collection of Sherlock Holmes book and a coupon to see the latest movie. A note about he's sorry for this being "so meta."
Lighter: One of these, some beer, a package of these, and a small potted plant. (Spoilers: It's potted pot)
Midna: Another puppy You get an umbrella, some lace, a box of chocolates. The good ones, not crappy ones.
Falcon: SECRET SANTA BRO! You get this. It is magically fireproof. It floats and follows you around for a day or two before the magic runs out. An entire carton of that Rawk Hawk bobblehead. These condoms. ENJOY THAT. You also seem to have a serious present that is a pair of tickets for a boat trip. A On a boat. A motherfucking boat. Hmmm...
Knuckles: A generous certificate to a cosplay store, condoms, massage oil. Make sure to share with Goombella!
Shadow: Hi-def speakers for his guitar, a bottle of Hyrulian beer.
Otacon: This amazing keyboard.
Fang: These plus a case of beers.
Flurrie and Robotnik: These for her and these for him. Sorry, the pills do not work.
All of the males teachers with cars (and Samus) are getting this (not work safe) ornament hood. Anyone with a horse gets an extra large one to hang around the horse's neck.
Maxwell: These tarts. Ganondorf is not sure if that is the proper accent but frankly my dear, he doesn't give a damn. And yes, they actually work for whoever ends up eating them or trying one. There are about twenty in there. A case of these for you know who.
Zelda: This poster except it has Link in what seems to be the world's best photoshop. Or is it a photoshop?
Wendy: This.
Goose: A coupon for flying lessons, a marriage guide.
Pit: A nice couch, expensive mead.
Anyone who likes coffee or tea: This chic holder was delivered to your room.
Luigi: Here you go.
Rhys: Have a bottle of these. This tie.
Shinon: A coupon for Rhys' virginity PENIS PENIS PENIS A supply of magical arrows of Deus Ex Machina (Good for any log near you)
Slippy: These stress releavers.
Yoshi and Kirby: Harry Potter merchandise, a free movie coupon. Shhhh...
Nabooru: The world on a silver platter. Guess what he want back to the jewelry store and got. If you guessed this, you win a prize.
Melissa: A NEW CAR! Ganondorf even went out and made a fake driving ID and paid an entire year of his teacher's parking space. Since he lacks his own car, Melissa can put hers there whenever she wants. He set up a small protective tent against the snow as well.
Sherlock: The entire book collection of Sherlock Holmes book and a coupon to see the latest movie. A note about he's sorry for this being "so meta."
Lighter: One of these, some beer, a package of these, and a small potted plant. (Spoilers: It's potted pot)
Midna: Another puppy You get an umbrella, some lace, a box of chocolates. The good ones, not crappy ones.
Falcon: SECRET SANTA BRO! You get this. It is magically fireproof. It floats and follows you around for a day or two before the magic runs out. An entire carton of that Rawk Hawk bobblehead. These condoms. ENJOY THAT. You also seem to have a serious present that is a pair of tickets for a boat trip. A On a boat. A motherfucking boat. Hmmm...
Knuckles: A generous certificate to a cosplay store, condoms, massage oil. Make sure to share with Goombella!
Shadow: Hi-def speakers for his guitar, a bottle of Hyrulian beer.
Otacon: This amazing keyboard.
Fang: These plus a case of beers.
Flurrie and Robotnik: These for her and these for him. Sorry, the pills do not work.
All of the males teachers with cars (and Samus) are getting this (not work safe) ornament hood. Anyone with a horse gets an extra large one to hang around the horse's neck.
Maxwell: These tarts. Ganondorf is not sure if that is the proper accent but frankly my dear, he doesn't give a damn. And yes, they actually work for whoever ends up eating them or trying one. There are about twenty in there. A case of these for you know who.
Zelda: This poster except it has Link in what seems to be the world's best photoshop. Or is it a photoshop?
Wendy: This.
Goose: A coupon for flying lessons, a marriage guide.
Pit: A nice couch, expensive mead.
Anyone who likes coffee or tea: This chic holder was delivered to your room.
Luigi: Here you go.
Rhys: Have a bottle of these. This tie.
Shinon: A coupon for Rhys' virginity PENIS PENIS PENIS A supply of magical arrows of Deus Ex Machina (Good for any log near you)
Slippy: These stress releavers.
Yoshi and Kirby: Harry Potter merchandise, a free movie coupon. Shhhh...