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[sexy_in_spandex]

[Since there's nothing better to do, Lee is doing hand-clappy pushups on his fingers. In 85-degree temperatures. There's a little puddle of sweat pooling around him.]

thirty-thousand five-hundred forty-one *clapthudpantsqueak* thirty-thousand five-hundred forty-two *clapthudpantsqueak* thirty-thousand five-hundred forty-three *clapthudpantsqueak*..

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[ichaichajounin]

...Lee...?

i think you may be...overdoing it a little

*holds out his bottle of water*

[sexy_in_spandex]

*does not stop for water*

I must maintain *clapthudpantsqueak* my regular training schedule *clapthudpantsqueak*, even despite the difficulties *clapthudpantsqueak* I have encountered! *clapthudpantsqueak*

[ichaichajounin]

....
Lee. Stop. Now.

[sexy_in_spandex]

thirty-thousand six-hundred eighty-four *clapthudpantsqueak* thirty-thousand six-hundred eighty-five *clapthudpantsqueak* thirty-thousand six-hundred eighty-six...

[shugohakke]

... Lee-kun... are you going to stop anytime soon?

-is getting ready to fetch Sakura any moment now-

[sexy_in_spandex]

I am *clapthudpantsqueak* attempting to do *clapthudpantsqueak* one hundred thousand *clapthudpantsqueak* pushups in the duration *clapthudpantsqueak* of this *clapthudpantsqueak* lock-in.

[shugohakke]

And if the doors have already been unlocked?

T-the purpose of your training will be null if you damage your body like this..!

[sexy_in_spandex]

If there is no *clapthudpantsqueak* pain, there is no *clapthudpantsqueak* gain!

[nicegaipose]

*is walking by and sees Lee in the hallway - has a momentary urge to sing flowery praises but something stops him*

Private Lee! What are you doing?? Report!

[sexy_in_spandex]

Yosh, Gai-sensei! *clapthudpantsqueak* I am training! *clapthudpantsqueak*

[nicegaipose]

You call that training, Private Lee!? I should be drowning in your sweat as it flows like a river down the hallway!! As of right now, I'm inclined to think one of those Inuzuka's chihuahuas got excited and dribbled on the floor a little bit!!!

GET. GOING. MAN. FASTER. BACK STRAIGHT! ARMS AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE!

*starts blowing whistle at a fast paced, steady rhythm*

[sexy_in_spandex]

Yosh, Gai-sensei!!

*starts trying to do push-ups to Gai's whistle*

*clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak-clapthudpantsqueak*

[destinedgenius]

Lee, over exhausting yourself won't turn Gai-sensei back to normal.

[sexy_in_spandex]

I do not *clapthudpantsqueak* understand why *clapthudpantsqueak* one would think that *clapthudpantsqueak* Gai-sensei is anything *clapthudpantsqueak* other than *clapthudpantsqueak* "normal".

[destinedgenius]

Denial isn't healthy, Lee. *hopes he doesn't move on to the Anger stage next*

[sexy_in_spandex]

I am not in *clapthudpantsqueak* denial! I will never lose *clapthudpantsqueak* my faith in *clapthudpantsqueak* Gai-sensei!!