Gunter the Innocent

[sexy_swordsman]

I--I just discovered the most extremely naughty, vile, and ignoble writings in my room!  Wh-who wrote these and left them here?! I demand an answer! They're...filthy!

((ooc: So apparently Gunter wrote some...interesting...stuff that he'd forgotten about. Basically he found a diary of sorts filled with inappropriate thoughts about...pretty much any

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[vespa_alien]

Lemme see!

[sexy_swordsman]

WHAT?! No! Of course not! I couldn't possibly dream of showing an innocent young girl such horrific, blasphemous writing!

[vespa_alien]

Who cares. That's stupid. Show me anyway.

[sexy_swordsman]

But..but...but...*clutches them tighter*

[blitz_n_chicks]

..Oh, so that's what you were hiding.

....Kinda glad I didn't look at 'em now.

[sexy_swordsman]

Hiding? What? I've never seen these before!

((yes, he's seriously completely forgotten about them. I guess he blanks out the weird shit he does at 3 AM or something))

[blitz_n_chicks]

I saw you stuffing those under your mattress! You hit your head or something?

[sexy_swordsman]

I did nothing of the sort!

[1/3]

[cherrygloves]

 

[2/3]

[cherrygloves]

 

[3/3]

[cherrygloves]

So... Want me to. Uh. Get rid of them for you?

Re: [3/3]

[sexy_swordsman]

Oh, I couldn't possibly ask such a thing from you, Sakura-chan! How could I risk corrupting you so? Merely touching these will taint your soul...

[sore_feet_man]

....

I think I better not know.

[sexy_swordsman]

Of course! I am glad someone understands!

[sore_feet_man]

You are going to, you know, destroy them, right? *is not going to feel bad about this even after Gunter reverts and acts normal again*

[sexy_swordsman]

I suppose I could...

[novolumecontrol]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *just laughing and can't stop*

[sexy_swordsman]

What's so funny?