I think it's time I drew some attention to something that is of moderate concern in my life: my boobs ( Read more... )

Well, I'm officially jobless. It's an interesting place to be, believe you me ( Read more... )

I quit my job (!!!). My last day is July 3rd, and then I don't have to work at Papaccino's for a very long time. I don't have to work there ever again if I don't want to. Glorious, huh ( Read more... )

I tried to put in my Two Weeks' Notice today, and when I said, Ruth, I'd like to put in my Two Weeks' Notice, she said No ( Read more... )

Well, ladies and gents, it's official: I'm going to reunion ( Read more... )

I've been hanging out with the boy I went snowboarding with kind of a lot these days, and I got to admit: I'm really happy ( Read more... )

I am going crazy: I have misplaced my car key, and I feel helpless ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- but it has to be fake ( Read more... )

On my daily constituional this afternoon, I came to some very important conclusions in regards to my future (and present relationships ( Read more... )

A coupla' weeks ago, I spilled coffee on my garage door opener as I was leaving the garage. Apparently, liquid on a circuit is a bad thing: the Clicker broke, and I was outside of the garage while my 'White Whale' was trapped inside. The best thing, I decided, was for me to wait outside of the garage for another tenant to enter the building. At ( Read more... )