My God, I'm bored
1.Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Put them out.
2. Your best friend tells you she's pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Are we happy or sad?"
3. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Yesterday.
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Odds are strongly against that. But Jesse or Jamie.
5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
All signs still point to this being untrue. Assuming that I don't already have the aforementioned son named Jamie, I'd name her Jamie.
6. What are you craving right now?
Ice cream from the awesome local, organic ice cream place in my neighborhood.
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
..I don't know.
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it?
If it's already in my hand, yes. I don't intentionally stand there to wait for it.
9. What color is your tissue box?
It is a roll of toilet paper.
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No.
11. What was the last voice mail you received about?
It was a mid-phonetag voicemail from my mom.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
I can't think of anything beyond almost-dangerous driving situation that have scared me in the moment.
13. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes, they're a lot of fun.
14. What is the last beverage you had?
beer
15. Are you happy right now?
I'm pretty happy.
16. Who came over last?
Aside from my roommate's guests, my friend Josh came over the other night for a few minutes.
17. Do you drink energy drinks?
Rarely. Unless you count coffee.
18. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, I'm the oldest.
19. Dark or light jeans?
Light.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
I don't know.
21. What is in your pocket?
Change, keys, cigarettes, lighter, cell phone, box knife, pen, wallet.
22. Who introduced you to your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife?
I met her through my old boss, who was her best friend from high school.
23. Where do you hurt?
I slept on my neck funny last night.
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I don't shop at Wal-Mart.
25. When is your birthday?
November 20.
26. What are you going to do after this?
Sleep. In fact, I'm beginning to wonder why I didn't skip this and go to sleep.
27. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Liz
28. What about your favorite dessert?
Cheesecake
29. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
No
30. Do you like pickles?
Only full sour,
31. Is someone in love with you?
Yes.
32. What color is your couch
Both are blue.
33. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
No
34. Does someone like you right now?
Yes.
35. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
I hope not.
36. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Tonia
37. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
7ish
38. Do you swear at your parents?
I don't censor any swearing that I'd normally do for my parents.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe.
40. What is the last thing you spent money on?
a beer
41. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
Christ, now I remember why these surveys are dumb.
42. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
Thai food tonight,
43. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Puffy.
45. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook before?
I don't do Facebook. It freaks me out.
46. Do you wear a name tag at work?
No
47. What color is your iPod?
Silver.
48. What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
My broken shark bottle opener is the only keychain.
49. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
If I was pregnant right now, I'd eat my shoe.
50. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping!
Put them out.
2. Your best friend tells you she's pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Are we happy or sad?"
3. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Yesterday.
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Odds are strongly against that. But Jesse or Jamie.
5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
All signs still point to this being untrue. Assuming that I don't already have the aforementioned son named Jamie, I'd name her Jamie.
6. What are you craving right now?
Ice cream from the awesome local, organic ice cream place in my neighborhood.
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
..I don't know.
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it?
If it's already in my hand, yes. I don't intentionally stand there to wait for it.
9. What color is your tissue box?
It is a roll of toilet paper.
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No.
11. What was the last voice mail you received about?
It was a mid-phonetag voicemail from my mom.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
I can't think of anything beyond almost-dangerous driving situation that have scared me in the moment.
13. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes, they're a lot of fun.
14. What is the last beverage you had?
beer
15. Are you happy right now?
I'm pretty happy.
16. Who came over last?
Aside from my roommate's guests, my friend Josh came over the other night for a few minutes.
17. Do you drink energy drinks?
Rarely. Unless you count coffee.
18. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, I'm the oldest.
19. Dark or light jeans?
Light.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
I don't know.
21. What is in your pocket?
Change, keys, cigarettes, lighter, cell phone, box knife, pen, wallet.
22. Who introduced you to your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife?
I met her through my old boss, who was her best friend from high school.
23. Where do you hurt?
I slept on my neck funny last night.
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I don't shop at Wal-Mart.
25. When is your birthday?
November 20.
26. What are you going to do after this?
Sleep. In fact, I'm beginning to wonder why I didn't skip this and go to sleep.
27. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Liz
28. What about your favorite dessert?
Cheesecake
29. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
No
30. Do you like pickles?
Only full sour,
31. Is someone in love with you?
Yes.
32. What color is your couch
Both are blue.
33. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
No
34. Does someone like you right now?
Yes.
35. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
I hope not.
36. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Tonia
37. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
7ish
38. Do you swear at your parents?
I don't censor any swearing that I'd normally do for my parents.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe.
40. What is the last thing you spent money on?
a beer
41. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
Christ, now I remember why these surveys are dumb.
42. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
Thai food tonight,
43. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Puffy.
45. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook before?
I don't do Facebook. It freaks me out.
46. Do you wear a name tag at work?
No
47. What color is your iPod?
Silver.
48. What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
My broken shark bottle opener is the only keychain.
49. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
If I was pregnant right now, I'd eat my shoe.
50. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping!