Ze Voicemail!

[sexycandlepants]

"'Allo! You have reached ze voicemail of Lumiere, owner and operator of Café Fina! If you are hearing this message, it is probably because I can't pick up ze phone-- either I'm busy, or, really, I just can't pick up ze phone. Leave a message, and whatever ze case may be, I will get back to you as soon as I can!"

BEEP!