Selection of messages from alt.com

[sexycelticlady]

Had a miserable day. Going on alt and reading the stupid messages people send to me in the hope that I will contact them back is always worth a smile or at least a roll of the eyes. Here is are a few from the recent days

Comments

[skitabug]

Good Lord!!! I can definitely tell some horror stories from alt, but I'm thinking that female subs might have it WORSE! I didn't think that was possible!!!

Golden magical door and a giant knocker? Seriously??

This makes me want to cancel my alt account NOW... and since it's been inactive for months.. might not be a bad idea........

[scripps68]

I love how the first example want to do totally degrading things, and then signs off with a cheerful little ciao. Brilliant.

[nix26gonzo]

can you please post more of these?
this way.. I am reminded that I am not a complete and utter creep-a-zoid loser :-D
do these guys have a clue.. a brain.. a semplance of cognitive ability?

the sad part is..
I think that some of this crap actually works.. (not on chicks with..like.. a brain or any sense of self-worth anyway)
otherwise.. they wouldn't say/use lines like those

Nix

[missinara]

Wow that last one is hilarious and frightening at the same time.