Fic: The Old Tradition

[sexycereal]

It is love at first sight-a Skorpion vz. 61, the beautiful 7.65 mm staring straight at her face. Malory Archer is content that if she has to die at least she won’t be going out like a pussy. Shot point blank in the face by some Russian cocksucker while working as a black ops field agent is adequately badass.

She doesn’t die that day however. The

Comments

[carlyinrome]

I've actually only seen a few episodes of the show, but I thought this was fantastic. It's both poignant and very funny, and it's well-drawn as a character piece. I think this is my favorite part:

Malory Archer is content that if she has to die at least she won’t be going out like a pussy. Shot point blank in the face by some Russian cocksucker while working as a black ops field agent is adequately badass.

[sexycereal]

Thank you! I absolutely love the show, I have no idea why writing comedy intimidates me so much but it does!

[theonlytwin]

This is hilarious and touching and gross. Just like the show, only better, because MALORY!

[sexycereal]

Thank you! :D

[floatxxaway]

This is amazing! Your Malory voice is perfect. Oh my gosh I love this. :D