Annoying Phrases

[sexydecoy]

One phrase that has been bothering me for a while is when people say, usually via status updates on Facebook or away messages, that they are "with the boyfriend/husband/(term for significant other)."

No, you are with your boyfriend. Actually, the grammar isn't even what bothers me, nor is the objective quality that the boyfriend in question takes

Comments

[plainiac]

Yes. I also hate "the hubby" "the hubster" "the fav" or "wifey". I've also seen "DH", though rare, meaning "Dear Husband".