At the moment I am doing exactly  what the title of this post says and I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! it's like I am getting over loaded with chesse I loves it....  and now NAKED WILD On is on tv with that really really creepy english voice over guy.....

 I just heard this thing on the radio how rape victims are not coming forward any more beacsue lawyers and ministers and reportrs are makeing them feel shamfull... well I think we need to employ some one to rape them and then we will blame it on there 'sexuel' clothes Fuckers....

I have just gotten in to the WORST show in the world and by worst I mean the most amazing  chesse i have ever watched in my life it is


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I think that my brain is slowly dying today I am doing the extra hard job of foding letters and putting them in envelpopes

telling Jess to go to bed (she hadn't slept in four days) and realising some one had written WHORE on her forhead... Priceless

Ahhhh Justin and I got coked up and he told me he wants to marry me and I freaked out cause he was so fucking seroius and I sooooo do not want to get married or is the thought of marrying him just freaking me out I am soooo fucking young and well the complete honest truth is there are so many other things (or men) that I want to do, Marriage now is ( Read more... )

I have finnaly moved out and I am living in summer hills. In a sexual apartment... it has polished fllor boards and a dish washer... But the weird thing is that every one has children and not just that all the dads are HOT... Why on earth would you have dirty children if you are hot imagine all the sex that they will never have now...

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I want more then any thing to be famous I dream about it at work I pretend to be famous in the mirror, so this year I am going to do pilaties and look after my self so next year I am going to join an angency damn it I may not be hot but I have fucking talent unlike those stick like untalented bitches ie:


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Got fired for FUCKING Ralph Finnes is a wait for it..... working girl....

These two dirty westies went to a brothel cause they were wasted and wanted a fuck (to ugly to pick up) so they went to this random brothel and the madam was like ' boys do we have a special surprise for you, it is the lady who shagged Ralph Finnes.

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