ELECTION DAY!!!!
Dear Votergasm American Hero,
You've been waiting for this day to come, and it's finally here.
Today is Election Day, and tonight is Votergasm Eve.
You know what to do:
- find your polling place at mypollingplace.com;
- be prepared to wait in line at the polls (and remember, the longer
the build-up, the more fulfilling the act itself will be);
- vote;
- find your votergasm party below or at votergasm.org/party;
- and then find the right guy or gal and make sweet, patriotic love
until the break of dawn.
By that time, you might not know the name of your next president, and
you might not know the name of the person sleeping next to you--but
you will know one thing: you've done your duty to Votergasm, to
yourself, and to America.
And damn, it felt good.
Together, we will make election day the orgy of democracy that the
Founding Fathers secretly wished it could be.
Sincerely,
Michelle Collins
If you are registered, don't forget to actually vote today!
If you don't remember where your polling place is,
you can find out at http://mypollingplace.com .
Whether you registered or not, be sure to remind others to vote today!