survey!
BASIC
Name? Ashley
Nicknames? Ash
Age? 14
DOB? 7.24.90
Hair color? brown
Eye color? hazel
Height? 5'3"
Weight? 130
Shoe Size? 8
Pants size? 5/6
GETTING PERSONAL
Are you a virgin? yes
If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity? --
How many times? --
If your a virgin, what are you waiting for? the right person...
Do you masturbate? yea
If so, how many times a day? hmm...
Do you use anything (toys, etc)? no, i dont have any
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no, my bf broke up with me yesterday
If not, got a crush? yes. lots.
Are you straight? no
Bi? yes
Gay? no
Curious? yes
Not sure? no
Have you ever kissed the same sex? yea
If not, would you? yea
What all have you done with the same sex? stuff the public doesnt need to know
Would you do it again? yea
If nothing, would you? yea
And what? hmm...
What all have you done with the opposite sex? i have received oral, never given though...
Have you ever had a one night stand? no
Do you have friends with benefits? yes
WOULD YOU...
Strip for guys at a party? if i was drunk/hyper/on drugs
Strip for cash? sure, read above answer
Run naked down the street? yea, already have
Masturbate with friends? no? thats wierd
Fly a plane? yea
Jump out of a plane? yea
Get naked at school? yea
Get it on in a school restroom with someone? sure
Do something sexual in class? sure
Dye your hair bright green? yea, why not
Get a tattoo of Japan on your leg? no. Japan sucks. i dont know the language, so why get it on my leg?
Get your butt cheeks pierced? no. that'd hurt
Have sex with someone you just met? hmmm....if i was a dirty slut
CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF AS A...
Teacher? yes
Stripper? no
Drug dealer? no
Model? sure
Singer? hell no
Dancer? hell no
A parent? yes
Porn star? in the privacy of my own home
Nun? noooooooo
Preacher? noooooooooooo
Sex god? sure
Pilot? yea
Soldier? no
President? yes!!!
Hooker? no
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coke
Water or juice? Juice
white or black? Black
Soap or Hand gel? Hand gel
Middle or High school? High School all the way, baby!
Guys or Chicks? hmm....guys
dicks or cocks? dicks
Blue balls or boner? boner
white trash or black trash? white trash
punk or prep? punk
Jock or outcast? outcast
Music or TV shows? music
surveys or quizzes? surveys
Sex or no sex? sex
LAST TIME YOU...
Slept? yesterday
Cried? Feb. 5th
Got drunk? New Years 2005!!
Got high? never
Smoked? never
Had sex? never
Peed? like, 3 hours ago
Poop? dont know, dont care
Ate? around midnite
Puke? Last week
Thought about dirty fantasies of yours? yesterday
Showered? yesterday afternoon
Scratched your ass? now
DO YOU LIKE...
Guys? yes
Girls? yes, unless they're annoying
Sex? sure
Gays? yes
Music? of course! im a music junkie!
School? hmmm...yea
God? yea
Satan? no
Going to church? meh
Freaks? yea
Preps? as long as they're not stuck up
Rap? some...eminem, ludacris & dmx
Abortions? only if it was rape, incest or something like that. if ur gonna have sex, be ready to have a baby!
LAST PART
Did you lie on any questions? no
Do you often lie? about my hw
Ever done a hoe down? whats that?
What’s the freakiest thing ever? dont know...
Your fears? heights where if i fall, i get hurt, not if i fall & die...and clowns
Do you dress in drag? a drag?
Liked a cousin? no
If so, your freaking’ gross. You know that right? yea i know its gross
Did you like the survey? yes
Did you like all the strange ass questions? yes
Did you get horny with all the sex things? oh yea, baby
If so, are you that crazy? oh yes
Tell me, when you get in the mood, who do you think about? hmm...well, right now, mike...i love that boy so much
Do you got any kids? nope
How many? 0
How old? --
Should school buses be pretty and be pink, and with designs on them? no
Should they paint planes all pretty? no
If you could design a house, what would it look like? gigantic, white & a giant pool
Would you live in a pineapple? yea
If you had your own TV show, what would it be called? i wouldnt have a TV show
Would it be a drama, talk, reality, etc.. show? look at above answer
Would you even watch your own show? no
No, this is the LAST PART.
What comes to mind when you hear..
Poop? poop
Spongebob? yellow sponge
Happy? not me
Sores? cold sores
Viagra? old horny people (scary images!)
Sluts? dirty hoes...
Good? night