oh sweet anticipation...

[sexylilnerd]

Tonight is the bar mitzvah. I'm tired, burnt out, a little confused, and in 2 hours, I will be watching little Max become a man. I think me and Ak should hire him a hooker. I told him I would. Maybe we should get him drunk. I don't think that will happen though.

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[_ak_]

he needs to get laid tonight. a hooker could hook it up. if not, I bought some vodka last night.

Mamma tol' me

[hitlerwasacop]

I used to be a hooker. That is, until my mom caught me touchin her in her sleep. Now I'm jsut an emo bitc hwho criesabout my noneistant problems and masturbates with Paul Newman Lemonade.