Running in the park yesterday....

[sexynerd27]

I saw one of the lamest things ever. But before I begin, let me put something out there. Boomerangs are kickass...when you fuck around with them with friends chopping shit or avoiding getting hit....or looking like a fuckin moron trying to get it up in the air and failing miserably. HOWEVER, i was running in the park yesterday and saw a dude

Comments

[bandgeekaltosax]

I think that the point of boomerangs is that they are a one person activity, otherwise you just look lame playing with a boomerang awkwardly when you could bee playing with a ball or a frisbee

[gnome_cabal]

Wrong Geoff. Boomerangs are for catching and killing kangaroos from afar. Cause you don't wanna get anywhere close to those crazy-ass muthaf*cka's. It's also for whatever that midget did in Road Warrior. Boomerangs is a one person activity like throwing knives is a one person activity. It can be done, but it's far more badass with kids just as stupid as you encouraging you to knock an apple off of your especially retarded friend's head from behind your back.

It's like what Ghandi said: "Boomerangs are like sex. It can be done with only one person, but then you're only screwing yourself."

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