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[sexysham]

[Shamal was drunk. No, okay. Shamal was absolutely positively wasted.

Rewind a few hours and he was tearing into a care package sent by his father. Guess the contents.]

Padre, oh Padre. Meravigliosa. Fantastico.

[He threw the bottle into his mouth, making the whole process look like it involved so much effort, and took a generous swig. The last

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[uselesstuna]

[ this is what Tsuna gets for coming into the cafeteria for a snack instead of just using a vending machine ]

Uhh, are you okay, Shamal?

Because you seem kind of...not

[sexysham]

[Shamal seems very pleased to see you! Not in that way you absolute perv. He waves his arms at you and wants to get up, but just doesn't bother to try.]

Tsuna~! I'm dandy, but the important question is, are you dandy?

[uselesstuna]

[ Just going to watch your arm flailing :| ]

Yeah, I'm a real dandy-lion. But don't you think you should go be dandy where less people might see?

...a-are you trying to stand up or are you having a fit?

[sexysham]

[Shamal is looking around for people, but he sees none. Your argument is invalid.]

I'm trying to give you a hug! One of those manly ones where you use one arm, but my arm doesn't seem to want to. Perhaps you smell. Of gay.

My body can tell.

[uselesstuna]

[ there's lots of internal flailing going on right now ]

I don't-

I'm not-

...W-what?

Look, do you want me to help you up or not?

[sexysham]

Up? But the party's down here~!

[He is trying to pull you down now.]

[uselesstuna]

L-let go!

[ Oh okay or don't, it's fine just as long as you don't mind him falling on top of you ]

...there, I came to your stupid party. Happy now?

[sexysham]

[He flails underneath you - man you like to eat - and curses as his bottle escapes his grip and rolls away.]

Look what you did! Idiot.

[uselesstuna]

[ hey, maybe he wouldn't seem so heavy if you weren't so wasted! ]

H-hey, it's not my fault.

[ totally getting off of you now. But he'll still sit on the floor next to you because he can't be bothered to get up just yet ]

And it's probably for the best, you already reek of the stuff. Where the heck did you get it?

[sexysham]

[Shamal wraps his arm around you and leans in close. STOP. BABBLE TIME.]

My father sent it. He's a beautiful man. If you go get it you can have some.

Just force him to have some :|b

[uselesstuna]

[ oh god the smell ]

O-oh. I guess you don't take much after him?

I, uhh, don't really want some. Not if it was a present from your dad, y'know?

[ but he still goes over to get it for you ]

Does he know you're still in highschool? This stuff...should you even have this?

aye aye cap'n

[sexysham]

[LESS OF THAT. Good boy.]

He trusts me. We both know I'm not stupid.

[uselesstuna]

You're drunk as a skunk and sitting in an empty school cafeteria. That doesn't sound so "not stupid" to me.

[ Tsuna sits back down beside you and gives you the bottle back ]

Just try and be more careful, okay? I'm not going to go get it a second time.

[sexysham]

[He ignores your earlier comments because you don't know shit.]

You're the one that made me drop it, remember. Who's stupid now?

[He laughs at you. Because you are stupid.

[uselesstuna]

[ s-so mean, Shamal ;_; ]

And you're the one who pulled me on top of you, remember?

[ And I'd leave you here right now if I didn't think you'd do something stupid on your own! ]

[ he sighs at you and facepalms. Because you are annoying ]

[sexysham]

[You started it. D; ]

I only do that to girls.

[He would like this kid to shut up now. Being right. Damn him. So he shoves the bottle to your face. His aim is a little off.]