There's a cat on my lap.

[sey]

Any decent person who is fond of cats has experienced the theres-a-cat-on-my-lap phenomenon. There could be any other person/place/thing on your lap and a simple "Can you hold on one second while I _______ (use the bathroom, answer the phone, put out the fire, etc.)" would suffice. But if there is a cat on your lap you must attempt to accomplish

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[captiousduality]

My ex makes fun of me b/c my cat goes to sleep on my lap and I am trapped.

[exor]

man, i know exactly what you're talking about. its happened to me a few times. it's even worse when the cat falls asleep and you can't even move lest it awaken..

[crystalpalace21]

Occasionally at my parents house you can witness the same phenomenon, only with 60 pound dogs instead of cats. As for actual cats...Phoenix isn't a lap kitty...he prefers to roost on the keyboard of my laptop until he has received the attention he requires. Silly cat.