And thus we have arrived at the end of Pageboy Haircut Week!
I hope the previous days were enough to educate you on the glory and elegance of the pageboy!
Since I am now completely out of coherent (wait, was it ever coherent??) material, we shall end off with an explosion of visual goodies!
Most of these were collected by P.A.G.E.Bot during data runs! Unfortunately, we didn't have time to cover them all but they shan't go to waste!
Good 'ol Buster Brown, who also appeared in our first post!
You can dress him up!
He also had a live series for a while. Look at that fine haircut! That pained expression!
err... ok.. this is getting a bit creepy...
....creepier still...
"Well, hello Clarice."
Ehm. Yes, well. Perhaps you may be more interested in some literature or fyne artz?
Page Boy of Camelot, originally titled Page Boy for King Arthur, by Eugenia Stone.
ISBN 9141332857. Out of print!
Thomas Gainsborough's Blue Boy, c. 1770. I thought this one was more pageboyish when I first saw it, but apparently not!
Adriaen Brouwer's Smoking Men, c. 1637. I like Brouwer, he painted funny faces.
Another Brouwer, Auuugh, gross! Dude! c. 1635
Click to view
More pageboy footage from
Tři oříšky pro Popelku/Three Gifts for Cinderella, by the generosity of
kalamburd! It will be hard to top this one!
Perhaps you'd like to grab a pageboy brain beverage before you sit down to watch the rest of the movie!
I saw this in Hong Kong, but I didn't stop by to get one...
Or send a pageboytastic valentine:
But make sure you don't get one from or send one to the fellows who should perhaps-at-their-convenience-and-or-leisure-consider-not-wearing-or-at-the-very-least-should-tone-down their pageboy cuts:
David Bowie.
Thanks to
corrie and motherunit of
corrie.
Brain Connolly.
Mr. Ken.
And now, the pageboy with vastest empire I have currently seen: The Dutch Boy from Dutch Boy paints.
Apparently this kid's been around since 1907! Who knows how much power he's built up since then!
Sure, he looks innocent and all...
...'till he started taking out the weak ones...
I'm not even going to resize this one:
I'M IN UR ROOM, CHECKIN' OUT UR WALLS. HURHURHURHUR.
He's even got a freakin' army in the works and I didn't even have to Potatoshop this one.
Please compare to this image from last year's Pageboy Week:
It's a...rrrevolution!
I don't think it is very hard to see what is going on here.
You know, sometimes I suspect who is really behind all of this. I mean Darth Vader coul-
WAIT. P.A.G.E.Bot!! Go back! Magnify and rescan that area!!!
I KNEW IT.
Special bonus:
This man works at our school library. I swear I didn't hide amongst the bookshelves to take this picture. I DIDN'T POTATOSHOP THIS ONE EITHER.
(Some of the schoolmates here might recognize him? He's in Ruther. North, around the reserves area).
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And so Pageboy Haircut Week draws to a close!
On behalf of P.A.G.E.Bot and myself, we would like to sincerely thank you for putting up with all this informative silliness! If we have managed to bring even one modicum of entertainment, happiness, or wtf into your lives this week then we are glad to have been of service and shall consider it a job well done!
A big thank you to all our guests who volunteered their time and submitted ideas/material this year! ♥♥♥ Pageboy Week 2008 wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining without your help!
Hopefully we shall all see you back again next April! For now, we return you to your regularly scheduled reality as I disappear into my lair again! Good luck to those with final exams and assignments coming up!!
(Final special bonus: If you're still looking for more pageboy goodies, you ought to check out
this fellow's page! He even has a
Blue Boy costume!)