Indeed...

[seymourian]

Well now.

Things just seem to get better and better.

::looks around, then up::

Always expect a falling anvil after saying something like that.

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[recombatant]

Me too.

A forwarded message from Area 51 hospital...

[dr_demonic]

This is a message sent by one 'Professor Demonic'. At 2100 hours yesterday, the Professor was struck by a falling anvil weighing approximately one hundred and seventy-nine tenths of a pound.
He has been admitted to Area 51 hospital where he has been treated with a severe case of blunt force trauma to the head. Luckily, he continued his cheerleading routine, demonstrating his limb and brain functions.
After hearing of your post, he has instructed that I issue you this "cease and decist" warrant before the injured professor takes the necessary steps to a class A subpeona.
Good day to you sir, you heartless, cruel bastard...
Sincerely,

Rufus J. Munkowitze, Law Offices of Munkowitze and Schneider

p.s. make sure this citation is properly forwarded to Baron Von DooBag accordingly...