SHAZAM!

I feel like I could do anything I wanted right now...

Like convince God to wrestle a bear.

That'd be fucking awesome.

Dear Jamie Kennedy,

You are not funny.

Didn't realize you hadn't received the previous memo regarding this.

Please post this on your cubical wall.

Thanks,
Management.

Well, we're finally moved in. We've been here a little over a week and the place is great.

Work is busy, hence why I don't post that often. Also because most of those posts would be me saying 'gee work was busy today' and none of you need that kind of crap...

The arcade game will be coming soon...

Sometimes sledding at work and throwing snow balls at each other is the perfect digestif to a hard day...

My Orphans are saved...

The Slim Jim Monster.

Twice the thickness of a normal Slim Jim...

All the awesome taste...

One more thing for my delicate carnivorous palate...

Jesus where to begin ( Read more... )

This isn't Lethal Weapon or any generic action movie for God's sakes ( Read more... )

Thank you to everyone, here's some funny...

Things that don't match up: Two gothy looking nerds playing Guitar Hero II at Best Buy to the tune of the Police's "Message in a Bottle"

I mean, I love the Police... but seriously folks...

Listen. This journal is not intended to entertain, it's just usually how I roll ( Read more... )