Top 10 of Seemingly Innocuous But Actually Creepy Fucked Up Shit Jarod Has Done

[sezzie_dee]

So I was originally going to do a recap of Toy Surprise, but once I realised it would pretty much just consist of me saying FUCK YEAH, MISS PARKER for forty four minutes, I regrouped and came back with this. It was almost equally fun for me, and will probably be a hundred times more interesting for you.

Comments

[taniapretender]

Ok so I just fell in on this and I ADORE YOU.
-(and yes, rewatching tP as a grown up makes me also realize that NO this is so not okay for a kid. But then again, there are tons of stuff I didn't understand back then about this show...like "why is Lyle saying he likes leftovers?"
Ahem.

I was going to say the creepiest thing for me was that episode (I forgot the name, big shocker since I've seen every episode ten times) where they get someone to "interrogate" every member of the huntparty to find out who shot Raines in S2.

And in the end we find out Jarod's been blackmailing the guy to get the results himself, and I could not be more creeped out by HOW someone WORKING for Raines would actually be that scared of Jarod. Hu.

Also, some of his "revenge" schemes are just SO WRONG and creepy.

All in all, creepiest scene of the show had nothing to do with Jarod. Read my mind: Raines WASHING Willie's feet... srsly?!

[sezzie_dee]

Raines washing Willie's feet was so messed up. And then the creepy sexual undertones of him going to wash Miss P's. That scene is one of my favourites. I love that on the commentary they said someone just joked about it and then they were all YES. LET'S DO IT. I should do a top ten of non-Jarod messed up shit.

Two of the revenge schemes that stood out for me were the frayed bungee cord in Extreme and the collapsing balcony in Gigolo Jarod, just because they weren't really situations in which Jarod had control over things going wrong. Creep.

[taniapretender]

oh hey I just found the CREEPIEST of it all :
how about Jarod STEALING an organ from someone ?

That was...VERY disturbing.

[sezzie_dee]

Lmao, how did I miss this one? I think it's because I erased that episode from my mind because it was so ridiculous. Good call! Not ok, Jarod!

[cynatnite]

I love Jarod's twisted side and you did a great job of explaining it. Although, I would put the scene with Jarod dressed up as a clown at number one.

The sickest thing he ever did was do the miniature meeting of Thomas and Parker. It's just twisted a kick to the gut. I'd say it was mean of him.

Love this pic spam so hard. I can't wait for the next one.

[sezzie_dee]

I agree, it's pretty sick and twisted and super cruel. I guess my choice of number one was less Jarod's creepy involvement and more 'this should be the ultimate no-no, and Miss Parker's barely batting an eyelid'.

[krazykitkat]

Yes, this show is so incredibly creepy and fucked up.

10 Reasons Miss Parker/Lyle is every bit as canon as Jarod/Miss Parker

Oh, I can't wait for this one!

[melanie_anne]

I miss this show SO much.

[dani101]

Agree with posts above- it was a lovely trip.:)