Whomever wins American Idol gets blindfolded and throws a dart onto a map of the US. Then we fly a monkey towards the spot and kick the little fucker out with a parachute. When he lands and goes around the town the first person to hold his hand is the President.
I just finished playing "Portal" from Valve, Inc. After killing the boss in the end (which provided halarious voiceover through the game), I was greated with this little gem:) ( Read more... )