I still have a boyfriend!

[sfa_schwartz]

 But I'm posting this list anyway of my ideal husband.  The fact that he definitely falls into pretty much every one of these categories except one makes me realize that I really really don't want things to go badly with him and want this allllll to blow over so quickly

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I totally don't think orgasms matter and my boyfriend thinks I'm lying when I say that.