002 | video | forward-dated to tuesday morning

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[the feed clicks on to show Oshitari sitting cross-legged on the cave floor, looking at the camera with utmost solemnity.]Good morning, dear denizens of Johto. I am sending this missive on what is, alas, Day Four of my sojourn through the grand marvel of video game geology known as Mt. Mortar. While I have thus far avoided being trampled by

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[futariniousama]

dude are you even serious right now

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[sfaccendato]

I'm hurt that you would think I wasn't :(

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[futariniousama]

okay

serious like batman serious or like heart attack serious?

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[sfaccendato]

I wasn't aware Batman had his own level of serious now.

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[futariniousama]

batman has always had his own level of serious

and by the way

i think you're a little queer

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[sfaccendato]

And what does one have to do to achieve the Batman level of serious?

Only a little? I've heard worse.

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[futariniousama]

idk, but waxing poetic about having your ass stuck in a cave might approach it

and go figure
a hyoutei kid's heard worse than 'a little queer'

who woulda thought?

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[sfaccendato]

I think Batman's form of waxing poetic is a bit different than mine.

If you already knew that, why didn't you start with something a little more creative?

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[futariniousama]

undoubtedly.

i wasn't going for shock and awe here
just being informative

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[sfaccendato]

Well then, thank you for the information, Niou-kun~

[hey, hey, guess who heard from Fuji that you were here.]

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[futariniousama]

oh no fair

whatever
good luck stumbling outta there ♥

[ This is Niou's pouting face. ]

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[sfaccendato]

Why thank you ♥