And then the aliens invade! But hopefully they slip on a wet floor or get a paper cut and can't find a bandaid and have to go back from whence they came. *g*
Five things that go wrong for someone on an average day at the SGC.
1. The hastily entered cubicle is out of toilet paper. 2. The highly anticipated blue Jell-O is all gone. 3. The #^#*# photocopier/printer/fax machine has jammed yet again! 4. The greatly desired unscheduled off-world activation necessary to avoid a reprimand/dressing down does not occur. 5. Sergeant Siler reports for duty!
Title: Five things that go wrong on an average day on the Destiny Author: Shenandoah Risu Rating: PG-13 Content Flags: daily disasters Characters: Chloe Armstrong, Airman Dunning, Darren Becker, Jungle Squids, Dale Volker, Adam Brody, Everett Young Word Count: 889 Summary: The real showstoppers are those kinds of things that nobody on Earth would give more than an eye-roll. Author's Notes: Written for prompt set #155 at sg1_five_things. Disclaimer: I don't own SGU. I wouldn't know what to do with it. Now, Young... Young I'd know what to do with. ;-) Thanks for reading! Feedback = Love. ;-) Please leave comments at my LJ if it's not too much trouble. oOo
Comments 7
they always run out of something. copy paper, blue jello & band aids top the list.
someone gets hurt in a, usually preventable, accident. slipping on a wet floor or over doing a workout.
things get misplaced. usually important stuff like a report that a department head wants yesterday.
stuff breaks. and it takes 10-12 weeks to get a replacement. after filling out the request in triplicate.
the laundry ruins or loses some article of clothing. often right before an important meeting.
Reply
Reply
Reply
1. The hastily entered cubicle is out of toilet paper.
2. The highly anticipated blue Jell-O is all gone.
3. The #^#*# photocopier/printer/fax machine has jammed yet again!
4. The greatly desired unscheduled off-world activation necessary to avoid a reprimand/dressing down does not occur.
5. Sergeant Siler reports for duty!
Reply
Reply
Reply
Title: Five things that go wrong on an average day on the Destiny
Author: Shenandoah Risu
Rating: PG-13
Content Flags: daily disasters
Characters: Chloe Armstrong, Airman Dunning, Darren Becker, Jungle Squids, Dale Volker, Adam Brody, Everett Young
Word Count: 889
Summary: The real showstoppers are those kinds of things that nobody on Earth would give more than an eye-roll.
Author's Notes: Written for prompt set #155 at sg1_five_things.
Disclaimer: I don't own SGU. I wouldn't know what to do with it. Now, Young... Young I'd know what to do with. ;-)
Thanks for reading! Feedback = Love. ;-)
Please leave comments at my LJ if it's not too much trouble.
oOo
Five things that go wrong on an average day on the Destiny
.
Reply
Leave a comment