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john was told it was a desert. frankly, it looked like crap on a plate. maybe it was like the finnish mämmi, but he wasn’t taking any chances. john snuck his portion back on the platter with the rest of it.
they said it was an ale of some sort. it was like a thick milkshake & smelled like cat pee. john dumped it back into the pitcher when no one was looking.
the stuff looked like a pile of cooked ground beef, but had a grey slime on it. john gave it to a dog-like animal that was hanging around.
it looked like the bowl was filled with very large rice krispies. they were making crackling noises, but no milk had been poured on them & john was sure a couple of them moved. he pretended to trip, spilling the whole bowl on the ground.
the fruit looked kind of like an apple, but had a rind similar to an orange. once peeled, the smell reminded john of diesel fuel & the part you were supposed to eat was sort of fuzzy. ronon seemed to be enjoying his, so john gave it to him.
Five things Jack and Vala have in common but would never admit to each other1. They both hate the green, slimy spinach the mess serves on Fridays. But they would never admit that because Jack once boasted that there isn’t anything he wouldn’t eat. Vala said the same ... and now they are stuck with the spinach from time to time
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john was told it was a desert. frankly, it looked like crap on a plate. maybe it was like the finnish mämmi, but he wasn’t taking any chances. john snuck his portion back on the platter with the rest of it.
they said it was an ale of some sort. it was like a thick milkshake & smelled like cat pee. john dumped it back into the pitcher when no one was looking.
the stuff looked like a pile of cooked ground beef, but had a grey slime on it. john gave it to a dog-like animal that was hanging around.
it looked like the bowl was filled with very large rice krispies. they were making crackling noises, but no milk had been poured on them & john was sure a couple of them moved. he pretended to trip, spilling the whole bowl on the ground.
the fruit looked kind of like an apple, but had a rind similar to an orange. once peeled, the smell reminded john of diesel fuel & the part you were supposed to eat was sort of fuzzy. ronon seemed to be enjoying his, so john gave it to him.
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1. The incident with the very clingy, sex-starved tentacle aliens at the SGC.
2. The one time when Carter and McKay were wrong - and Kavanagh was right.
3. The incident with the love potion in the drinking water on Atlantis. All security footage of this night was deleted.
4. When Colonel O’Neill was beamed naked on the bridge of the Prometheus. Fortunately it was by an Asgard who wasn’t offended by his attire.
5. The year when Sam Carter was responsible for the Thanksgiving turkey.
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a couple of the exploration teams got into a name-calling match that got childish very quickly.
a few scientists got cranky in the afternoons, until elizabeth suggested naps.
some people had a hard time with the concept of “sharing.”
sometimes a disagreement ended with someone sticking their tongue out at the other person.
elizabeth wishes she had a dollar for every time she heard a “did not!” “did too!” exchange.
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