Because the comm looks about ready to die a very long and painful death, I present to you...
Rodney: "See? Didn't I tell you he looked hot when he smiled?"
Radek: "Yes, yes, you did. You didn't mention he would look like an extra from Lord of the Rings, though"
John: rolls eyes, though grins "Will you knock it off with the ears already?!"
or...
Rodney: "See? What did I tell you?"
Radek: nods "Ah yes, I see."
Rodney: "Right. So. Either the Colonel here was an extra in Lord of the Rings--"
Radek: "--or Elves are real." he and Rodney exchange thoughtful looks then look back to John
John: looking highly amused "Would you believe me if I said I was born this way?"
Radek&Rodney: without missing a beat "No."
John: sighs "Didn't think so."
...okay, so it sucks. Give me a break. I just felt bad that this comm was dying. That, and my creativity's tapped. Oi. Anyone want a shot at this, knock yerself out.