START HERE: Position #1far_to_nowhereMarch 13 2011, 06:52:41 UTC
After a long day of saving a few alien species from extinction, solving several theoretical proofs, and blowing up a few suns Samantha Carter goes to the mess hall to get a bite to eat. Strangely, the place is empty aside from a lunch lady who stands mysteriously behind the counter wearing a pair of round reflective sunglasses. Sam approaches her cautiously and asks where all the food is. The woman produces two bowls--one filled with blue Jell-O, the other filled with red Jell-O. And she says this, "You eat the blue Jell-O, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You eat the red Jell-O, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
Sam eats the blue Jell-O because red, ugh, nasty! Waking up in bed, she is both groggy and confused. Hadn't she just been in the SGC's mess hall? Not able to answer that question for certain, she decides to get up. Maybe she can work out what happened after she's had a good strong cup of coffee to chase away the drowsy feeling. Once in the kitchen she realises she is out of coffee. Getting dressed she:
For some reason Sam is feeling adventurous today, and she thinks, "Well, why not try something different for a change", so she sits down and eats the red Jell-O. It tastes different than her usual favourite blue one, but she finds she likes it just fine, and soon she has finished the whole bowl. She gets up to go to her quarters, but in the hallway encounters Daniel and Jack. Daniel is wearing a colourful Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, and is holding a surfboard under his arm. Jack's left eye is covered with an eye patch and on his shoulder sits a big, red parrot.
"What the...", Sam says out loud. "Come with me, Sam!", Daniel says, and grins at her. "Hey, Carter! Come this way!", Jack says, waving her to come along.
Sam makes her way to her nearest shop and picks up the best Java and some more milk. Daniel had told her that a good strong cup of Java was best for getting the brain going.
On the way past the chocolate counter she grabs a large bar of Hershey’s Milk Chocolate.
"I know that this won’t help me but it tastes good."
She then picks up some peanut butter and Jelly and some bread rolls. When she gets home she goes in to the kitchen and puts on some Java to brew. As she sets up her laptop, she realises that she is starting to get an attack of the munchies.
After getting her Caffè Americano to go, Sam is about to leave the cafe when she bumps into someone and is about to shout at them to watch where they're going when she sees that it is Dr Nicholas Rush and stares at him, stunned. He is not supposed to be here on Earth; he should be in a galaxy far away on a ship called 'Destiny'.
After staring at Dr Rush for what seems to be a while, Sam finally shakes herself out of the trace and asks: "What are you doing here, Dr Rush?"
"Who are you?" Dr Rush frowns at the lady with blonde hair and goes, 'She looks nice, I wonder if she wants to go on a date with me.'
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Sam eats the blue Jell-O
Sam eats the red Jell-O
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Rushes to her local store to buy more coffee.
Rushes to Starbucks and orders a Caffè Americano to go.
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She gets up to go to her quarters, but in the hallway encounters Daniel and Jack. Daniel is wearing a colourful Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, and is holding a surfboard under his arm. Jack's left eye is covered with an eye patch and on his shoulder sits a big, red parrot.
"What the...", Sam says out loud. "Come with me, Sam!", Daniel says, and grins at her. "Hey, Carter! Come this way!", Jack says, waving her to come along.
Sam goes with Daniel.
Sam follows Jack.
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On the way past the chocolate counter she grabs a large bar of Hershey’s Milk Chocolate.
"I know that this won’t help me but it tastes good."
She then picks up some peanut butter and Jelly and some bread rolls. When she gets home she goes in to the kitchen and puts on some Java to brew. As she sets up her laptop, she realises that she is starting to get an attack of the munchies.
She makes her self a large plate of PB&J sandwiches and sits down at her computer.
She rips open the chocolate, takes a large bite and sits down at her computer.
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After staring at Dr Rush for what seems to be a while, Sam finally shakes herself out of the trace and asks: "What are you doing here, Dr Rush?"
"Who are you?" Dr Rush frowns at the lady with blonde hair and goes, 'She looks nice, I wonder if she wants to go on a date with me.'
Dr Rush is about to ask Sam out on a date when...
Jack storms into the cafe and grabs the both of them.
Colonel Young walks into the cafe and asks them to come with him.
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