Me and Kristina's stupid convo

[sgownzme311]

This is just stupid and tactless...but funny as all hell...



Zoicite7 (8:40:47 PM): my moose loves you

Auto response from Ashes at Dawn311 (8:40:47 PM): Yeah, hi. Sorry if this is a little harsh, but some people obviously don't grasp this concept, so here goes.
Step 1: Look at your buddy list
Step 2: Look at my screen name
Step 3: Notice it is FADED
A faded screen name usually indicates that the person you are trying to reach is not at their computer. Therefore, if I don't respond within the first 30 seconds of your IM, it usually means I'M NOT AT THE COMPUTER!!! So please, after you see this message, you may call me a bitch, say this is funny, and/or leave a message. But don't IM me 20 times asking if I'm mad at you...I'm not. I'm just NOT HERE!

Zoicite7 (8:42:27 PM): oh am i one of those people cause i never asked if you were mad at me i just leave stupid messages to everyong when they are not there

Ashes at Dawn311 (10:10:04 PM): no, no....that's directed to people like corey and ray

Zoicite7 (10:10:56 PM): oh ok i thought you were getting mad at my poor mooses. Whos ray

Zoicite7 (10:11:03 PM): lol mooses

Ashes at Dawn311 (10:11:53 PM): lol ray is some guy i went out with

Zoicite7 (10:12:09 PM): you must love the moose LOVE THE MOOSE

Zoicite7 (10:12:14 PM): say you love it

Zoicite7 (10:12:28 PM): ray must love the moose too

Zoicite7 (10:12:33 PM): TELL HIM TO LOVE IT

Ashes at Dawn311 (10:12:45 PM): will do

Zoicite7 (10:15:07 PM): I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN WO OH OH

Ashes at Dawn311 (10:15:15 PM): no more shinia twain for you

Zoicite7 (10:15:31 PM): NO *thud*

Ashes at Dawn311 (10:16:36 PM): hahaha

Zoicite7 (10:18:59 PM): whats this about you and axel going out

Ashes at Dawn311 (10:19:23 PM): dude that's so old news

Zoicite7 (10:19:35 PM): um
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:19:56 PM): i'm pregnent with her kid....
Zoicite7 (10:20:06 PM): ...........................................................................................................................................................................................
Zoicite7 (10:20:17 PM): *vein popping*
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:20:29 PM): ....does that mean you don't wanna be godmother?
Zoicite7 (10:20:31 PM): dude thats not funny
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:20:49 PM): i'm sorry
Zoicite7 (10:21:10 PM): thats really not funny no really
Zoicite7 (10:21:16 PM): what is it?
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:21:31 PM): a boy
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:21:34 PM): we're naming him lars
Zoicite7 (10:21:54 PM): IT BETTER NOT BE A DAMN PILLOW
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:21:59 PM): it's not
Zoicite7 (10:22:24 PM): no really cause tricia is going on and on about it
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:22:35 PM): tricia?? hahaha
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:22:50 PM): tell her to go soak her boobs, it's all good
Zoicite7 (10:23:05 PM): ya she like "hey did you hear about axel and tami"
Zoicite7 (10:23:23 PM): i was like oh god what now
Zoicite7 (10:23:45 PM): "they're like...together"
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:23:51 PM): LMAO!
Zoicite7 (10:23:59 PM): "you know...all...gay and stuff"
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:24:12 PM): hahaahhahaahahahahahahaha
Zoicite7 (10:24:24 PM): i was like really now
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:25:01 PM): kristina....
Zoicite7 (10:25:07 PM): "YA i'm serious they were giving eachother head you know...licking" "THANKYOU TRICIA I KNOW ABOUT LICKING"
Zoicite7 (10:25:20 PM): ....................................................................
Zoicite7 (10:25:24 PM): what the fuck
Zoicite7 (10:25:28 PM): is this
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:25:28 PM): i wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:25:32 PM): *nods*
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:25:45 PM): and no, we did not perform cunnalingus on  each other, fear not
Zoicite7 (10:26:18 PM): really...you do...you have no idea how that turns me on
Zoicite7 (10:26:20 PM):  HA HA
Zoicite7 (10:26:22 PM): ok
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:27:12 PM): i'm saving this convo and putting it on a website of some sort
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:27:16 PM): like....my livejournal
Zoicite7 (10:29:05 PM): lol ha ha you should say stuff like that to me often SEE THATS MAKING ME HAPPY! lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:29:30 PM): do you have a female boner?
Zoicite7 (10:29:53 PM): thats an odd thought
Zoicite7 (10:31:20 PM): you should feel honored for have mad me happy not many people can lol wonder why
Zoicite7 (10:31:27 PM): made*
Zoicite7 (10:31:30 PM): LETS SING
Zoicite7 (10:31:39 PM): SING-A-LONG TIME
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:31:57 PM): with what?
Zoicite7 (10:32:17 PM): mooses of courses will you sing
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:32:26 PM): yeeeeees
Zoicite7 (10:33:26 PM): oh my god you are offically the second person out of 50 somthing who has agreed to sing a stupid moose song with me...i think i'm going to cry
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:33:39 PM): well...are we gonna sing?
Zoicite7 (10:33:45 PM): ya i need a song
Zoicite7 (10:33:48 PM): lol
Zoicite7 (10:34:00 PM): can you think of a moose song
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:34:00 PM): how about...i wanna fuck you like a moose?
Zoicite7 (10:34:09 PM): wow
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:34:12 PM): or...like a moose (like a virgin)
Zoicite7 (10:34:34 PM): or i'm not a fucking drag moose
Zoicite7 (10:34:51 PM): come what moose
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:35:02 PM): mooses on parade
Zoicite7 (10:35:07 PM): wouldn't it be nice if we were mooses
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:35:11 PM): moose just wanna have fun
Zoicite7 (10:35:31 PM): ROFLMAO
Zoicite7 (10:35:56 PM): moosey (dirty)
Zoicite7 (10:36:09 PM): i'm a moose (i'm a slave)
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:36:19 PM): moose, i did it again
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:36:41 PM): footmoose (footloose)
Zoicite7 (10:36:50 PM): i'm not a perfect moose
Zoicite7 (10:36:55 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:36:57 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:36:59 PM): pieces of moose
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:37:08 PM): (pieces of me)
Zoicite7 (10:37:12 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:37:27 PM): girls and moose (girls and boys)
Zoicite7 (10:37:35 PM): HAHA
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:37:49 PM): girls don't like moose, girls like seals and donkeys....sometimes they like primates, that means monkeys
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:37:50 PM): lmao
Zoicite7 (10:38:09 PM): *thud laughing*
Zoicite7 (10:38:29 PM): amazing moose
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:39:10 PM): ....mmmm
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:39:28 PM): your sweet moose moose moose (your sweet six six six by HIM)
Zoicite7 (10:39:32 PM): i pledge alleigence to the moose of the united states of america...oh amazing grace
Zoicite7 (10:39:42 PM): HA HA
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:40:53 PM): gone with the moose (gone with the sin *HIM*)
Zoicite7 (10:41:03 PM): ha ha
Zoicite7 (10:41:36 PM): totally devoted to moose
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:41:44 PM): "oooo my mooose, how beautiful you are....oooo my mooose completely torn apart. and goooone with the moose my darling, and beautiful you are...so goooone with moose my darling..."
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:41:51 PM): LMAO! totally devoted to moose, that was good
Zoicite7 (10:42:00 PM): ha ha ya
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:42:23 PM): i'm just a moose (i'm just a kid-simple plan)
Zoicite7 (10:42:41 PM): lol i'm just a moose THATS ALL NOW GO AWAY
Zoicite7 (10:42:46 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:43:01 PM): i'm just a moose and life is a nightmare, i'm just a moose, i know that it's not fair, nobody cares cause i'm alone in the woods, not having more fun than yoou tonight...
Zoicite7 (10:43:22 PM): that sounds so funny
Zoicite7 (10:43:37 PM): all the things moose said
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:43:41 PM): i know, when you sing this shit in your head it's hysterical
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:43:50 PM): in the still of the moose
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:43:56 PM): stand by moose
Zoicite7 (10:44:34 PM): i think of one for this magic moment damn
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:44:57 PM): this magic mooment
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:45:01 PM): we can do cows now!
Zoicite7 (10:45:03 PM): lol
Zoicite7 (10:45:12 PM): ok
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:45:25 PM): no! cow movie titles!
Zoicite7 (10:45:32 PM): YES
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:45:39 PM): like...The Udders (The Others)
Zoicite7 (10:45:40 PM): gone with the cow
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:45:51 PM): Utters**
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:46:07 PM): Stir of Bovines (Stir of Echos)
Zoicite7 (10:46:15 PM): haha
Zoicite7 (10:46:22 PM): catch cow if you can
Zoicite7 (10:46:32 PM): HA HA COW ON THE LOOSE
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:46:37 PM): hahahahaha!
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:46:54 PM): TaxiCow
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:47:01 PM): Look Who's Talkin Cow
Zoicite7 (10:47:02 PM): the blair witch cow
Zoicite7 (10:47:06 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:47:08 PM): lol
Zoicite7 (10:47:31 PM): the cow lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:47:36 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:47:41 PM): The Cow and I
Zoicite7 (10:47:54 PM): the manchurian con
Zoicite7 (10:47:57 PM): cow*
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:48:05 PM): ooo good one
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:48:11 PM): Suspect Cow
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:48:17 PM): no...wait
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:48:18 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:48:20 PM): wrong movie
Zoicite7 (10:48:27 PM): Cow 911
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:48:32 PM): Cow&Order SVU
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:48:39 PM): (we can do TV shows too)
Zoicite7 (10:48:51 PM): queer as cow
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:49:02 PM): The "C" Word (all about lesbian cows...)
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:49:12 PM): Cow Eye for the Straight Guy
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:49:31 PM): Will and Cow
Zoicite7 (10:49:32 PM): or queer eye for the straight cow
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:49:36 PM): oooooh good one
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:49:41 PM): even better lol
Zoicite7 (10:50:06 PM): or queer cow for the straight guy LOL
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:50:21 PM): lmao!! that's a barnyard porno, sweetie
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:50:33 PM): um...oh! The Cow Norton Effect
Zoicite7 (10:50:43 PM): queer eye and the cow guy that sounds normal...lol
Zoicite7 (10:50:52 PM): for the*
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:51:03 PM): that does kinda sound normal haha
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:51:14 PM): that's like, a guy and his boyfriend who live on a farm
Zoicite7 (10:51:20 PM): whos cow is it anyways
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:51:24 PM): or...a gay guy who goes to live on a farm with a straight guy
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:51:29 PM): and converts him bwahahahahaha
Zoicite7 (10:51:47 PM): yep gotta love them cowboys
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:51:50 PM): Cow Like Me
Zoicite7 (10:52:09 PM): Cows (friends)
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:52:19 PM): Tading Cowses
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:52:25 PM): Trading**
Zoicite7 (10:52:26 PM): Cow in the city or Sex in the cow
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:52:32 PM): lmao! another porno
Zoicite7 (10:52:33 PM): ha ha
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:52:36 PM): Cow in the City's good
Zoicite7 (10:52:56 PM): Cow talk(sex talk)
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:53:24 PM): The Cow-codile hunter
Zoicite7 (10:53:33 PM): cowpark
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:53:37 PM): cow-codile, it's a new species...
Zoicite7 (10:53:42 PM): LOL
Zoicite7 (10:53:52 PM): its a beaut right
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:53:57 PM): a two tone hefer with sharp teeth and a bad attitude
Zoicite7 (10:54:06 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:54:09 PM): and yes, it's a beaut...watch as it suckles on it's mother's breast!
Zoicite7 (10:54:15 PM): lovely
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:54:16 PM): look, right there at the BREASTS!!!
Zoicite7 (10:54:23 PM): HA HA
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:54:32 PM): he's so infatuated with breasts on animals, i swear
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:54:46 PM): makes me wonder if he's gettin any at home
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:54:49 PM): with the sheep, i mean
Zoicite7 (10:55:11 PM): lol
Zoicite7 (10:55:19 PM): i never noticed
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:55:28 PM): i mean, can you see him? sittin out there, pettin his dog thinkin "mmm those sheep are lookin mighty fine now that they've been sheared..."
Zoicite7 (10:55:52 PM): GOD!!
Zoicite7 (10:55:56 PM): HA A
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:56:29 PM): i'm serious! hahah the way he looks at those animals sometimes...god, it's like michael jackson at a boy scout convention
Zoicite7 (10:56:46 PM): HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:56:57 PM): or even worse...the POPE at a choir meeting...
Zoicite7 (10:57:01 PM): or me at a day care
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:57:05 PM): .......
Zoicite7 (10:57:08 PM): H AHA
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:57:10 PM): kiddie fetish, no?
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:57:11 PM): haha
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:57:16 PM): or me at a gay club!
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:57:17 PM): ^_^
Zoicite7 (10:57:21 PM): yep
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:57:31 PM): or...rueben styles at a buffet
Zoicite7 (10:57:40 PM): god lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:57:53 PM): or paris hilton on nightvision
Zoicite7 (10:58:01 PM): DUDE
Zoicite7 (10:58:08 PM): lol
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:58:09 PM): have you SEEN the tape?
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:58:14 PM): it's scary as all hell
Zoicite7 (10:58:20 PM): HA HA
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:58:38 PM): she's got them spooky nightvision eyes...you know, the ones that are all bugged out and green and flurenscent (sp?)
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:59:00 PM): i watched 5 minutes of it, gagged through the first three
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:59:09 PM): and i don't even think they'd done anything yet
Zoicite7 (10:59:31 PM): i don't think i know what your talking aobut
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:59:35 PM): O.O
Zoicite7 (10:59:40 PM): but sounds interesting
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:59:42 PM): you don't know about the Paris Hilton Sex Tapes!?
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:59:56 PM): *pets you*
Zoicite7 (10:59:56 PM): ya
Ashes at Dawn311 (10:59:58 PM): oh okay
Ashes at Dawn311 (11:00:10 PM): oh, the eyes?
Zoicite7 (11:00:14 PM): YOU PET ME HAPPINESS
Zoicite7 (11:00:29 PM): yea
Ashes at Dawn311 (11:00:32 PM): ....*pets you again...but lower...(wink)*