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[sgt_johnson]

(Filtered to Joseph and Marik)

Uncle Johnson has arrived! So, any of you going to let me in or am I going to have to let myself in!?

And for the record, Uncle Johnson is what you have the little guy call me.

(Private to Marik)

Can he walk yet??

(Private to Joseph)

You still feeling down?

Oh, and can he walk yet??

(Private/Hackable)

Ahhhhh... Nothing I

Comments

Filtered to Johnson and Joseph

[idinmadness]

Hurry up and get inside, the doors unlocked old man. If you're any louder you'll wake Tabarus and then that will certainly not make my day.

[Filtered to Johnson]

No. He can't...He's barely three months, are you insane?

Filtered to Marik and Joseph

[sgt_johnson]

Well that ain't really polite is it? So how's the little guy doing?

(Filtered to Marik)

Can he crawl?

Filtered to Marik and Joseph

[idinmadness]

He's doing well, a little more active as the days trail on. How was your trip down here?

[Filtered to Johnson]

No. We're still working on lifting our head.

Filtered to Marik and Joseph

[sgt_johnson]

Good to hear. I was considering doing an evaluation to make sure he was getting 'some' form of exercise.

(Filtered to Marik)

Damn. Need somebody to watch him?

[kurueruna]

Well, look who it is! What a delight it is to see you, Professor! Oh, should I even call you that anymore, maybe just Johnson will do, or Johnny! After all, the time for grades and detention and laps is all over with and I feel as if calling you Professor is such an out of date thing. Really not my style!
I so hope you are staying at the house, I can't imagine Marik's big strong man turning such an old...old friend away!

[sgt_johnson]

Boy, you ever consider letting any other title but "Sergeant A. Johnson" Leave your lips and I will FORCE you to exercise!

We clear?

[kurueruna]

What? Who? Huh? Ohhhh, my, I seem to have gone blind, all your words seem to be one huge blur of meaningless drivel. Too bad! I'm sure your charming way of speaking to me would have wowed me. I do hope I regain full control of my sight again, Johnny! I can't imagine what I will do if your lovely words cannot penetrate my skull with the full force of your assertive penmanship soon!

[sgt_johnson]

Fine, if my words won't penetrate your skull, then my size fifteen boot sure as hell will!!

((Good lord man, RUN!))

Filtered to Johnson

[joseph_masters]

Marik wouldn't let me even if I tried....

...No...Johnson, why would he be able to walk? He's still just an infant, he's barely three-months old for Merlin's sake!

Filtered to Joseph

[sgt_johnson]

Good! Then I'm sure it won't be a problem if I asked you lot to come for a brisk morning walk!

Hey, when I was his age, I was running laps around the sandbox and doing pull-ups in the crib!