All right, I'll say it: the kid was born under a full moon. Britain is destined to be ruled by a werewolf.

It's today! Really! Dollie-on!

Every time I read about someone from my high school, I have to lie down; they're all so rich and famous.

But the other day I was watching the local news channel and saw a piece about someone who was in my class, whom I knew, being profiled as the "most powerful woman in New York ( Read more... )

Caucasians. I knew it.

You can't reason with Republicans. You can't compromise. You have to be just as crazy.

Thus:

Yeah, we want gun registry.
Yeah, we want background checks.
Yeah, we want to take away your assault rifle. Then we're coming for your hunting rifle (buy your meat at the Piggly Wiggly like a civilized person) and your target pistols. We say you're too ( Read more... )

It's cold. Not cold enough for me to turn on the heat, as my apartment gets sub-Saharan real quick, but cold enough that I realized I hadn't seen my down comforter for ages.

I think it's in that big bagful of compressed featherbeds under all that California Variegated Mutant sheep fleece.

It will have to get into the single digits (not counting " ( Read more... )

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...so if you you want to talk smack about the elder Bush, our bet is that you'd better get that done by New Year's Eve, because guarded condition is Old Latin for "Yeah, we could send him home to die peacefully in his own bed, as the saying goes, but honestly? Just get here!"

Light a candle or something: tomorrow's the Feast of the Holy Innocents.

Just sayin'...

Happy Christmas from Teddy and Victoire...


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