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KT-001 /// Video

Jul 06, 2011 21:09

[Watching your PCD? Chatting with someone? Minding your own business offline? Sleeping? Well, no matter. Your PCD is now on and broadcasting a swanky, jazzy beat. A flashy graphic takes up the screen:]

WELCOME to KULULU TIME™

[And now a bright yellow frog with thick, swirly glasses is on the screen, addressing everyone.Greetings, Pokopenians and ( Read more... )

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[video] coraltaijiya July 7 2011, 02:40:17 UTC

Actually, I'm a human. [She eyes Kururu warily--she's honestly seen stranger, but...] Though not everyone here is. Including you, by the looks of it.

[You are utterly bewildering. She glances back at Hiraikotsu.] It's--demon bone. Giant centipede, to be exact.

[video] sgtmajorjerk July 7 2011, 02:45:58 UTC

Mmm-hmm. A human from the planet of Pokopen. Therefore, a Pokopenian. [He pauses.] You seem to be from an earlier stage of Pokopen's progression, however. Interesting.

[There's more tapping at the keys of his PCD.]

Demon bone. Very interesting. Current incarnations of Pokopen don't seem to have access to such a material. [He nods, as if this affirms a theory of his.]

[video] coraltaijiya July 7 2011, 02:58:16 UTC

Yes, it does seem like a lot of the people here are from later time periods, but then that's what this place does. [She's almost amazing herself with how commonplace this has become.]

As I'm told, in most worlds demons don't exist--or have been wiped out.

[video] sgtmajorjerk July 7 2011, 03:20:25 UTC

[He taps some more into his keyboard.] Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Very interesting.

It seems there are multiple Pokopens represented here, all from different stages of biological progression and scientific advancement. I'd suspected as much, from the variety of Pokopenian specimens I've been observing. Are there others here from your particular state of Pokopen, Sango?

[video] coraltaijiya July 7 2011, 03:38:48 UTC

[She was getting the gist of what he was saying--until he said her name. She eyes him with unconcealed suspicion, ignoring the question.]

How do you know my name?

[video] sgtmajorjerk July 7 2011, 03:49:20 UTC

If it's privileged information, Sango, then you should really tell people not to call you by name over this network... or in person.

[video] coraltaijiya July 7 2011, 04:10:13 UTC

In person?

[Not that it's privileged information, but most people have the sense to not creep others out like that.]

[video] sgtmajorjerk July 7 2011, 04:32:11 UTC

[Kururu has plenty of sense... he just has no fucks to give XD]

I would be remiss in my duties if I merely relied on technological surveillance, Sango.

[video] coraltaijiya July 7 2011, 04:42:32 UTC

[Creep. :|]

So let me get this straight--you've been spying on me?

[video] sgtmajorjerk July 7 2011, 05:17:07 UTC

Oh, no. Of course not.

I've been observing everyone.

[video] coraltaijiya July 7 2011, 05:35:22 UTC

Increasing the scope of the privacy you've invaded doesn't justify the situation.

[brb feeling violated.]

[video] sgtmajorjerk July 7 2011, 06:01:17 UTC

[Have a little yellow froggy shrug.] I'm not really in the habit of justifying my behavior.

[video] coraltaijiya July 7 2011, 16:05:44 UTC

I doubt anything could justify it.

I'm warning you, whatever you are, stop it. Immediately.

[video] sgtmajorjerk July 8 2011, 01:05:45 UTC

Or what, Sango? Will you spank me?

Ku, ku, ku!

[video] 1/2 coraltaijiya July 8 2011, 01:40:24 UTC

[ohmygod what]

[video] coraltaijiya July 8 2011, 01:41:17 UTC

No, I'll show you exactly what this weapon of mine can do.

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