sgtmongoose
Oct 22, 2009 00:01
- 08:22 my name is tim and i walk with a crutch // i really like strangers but i hate bad touch #
- 08:34 it's nitpicking, but the "Previously on Dexter.." at the beginning of each episode is detailed to the point of insulting my intelligence. #
- 17:23 Good morning to you all! #
- 21:14 @ judasforgiven WHUT. NO. #
- 21:23 Sweet Caroline is so gonna be stuck
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sgtmongoose
Oct 21, 2009 00:01
- 08:10 I think I'm getting the hang of this hobbling thing. #
- 09:12 Okay, I admit it. It might kind of suck to be me right now. #
- 09:13 NEARLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW COOKS ELECTRICALLY, OR WILL #
- 16:15 @ wilw that's what you want us to think. We're on to you, and you are probably going to have me killed for tweeting this. #
- 16:28 i wanna discover a new
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sgtmongoose
Oct 20, 2009 00:03
- 09:01 @ judasforgiven you and me both. Swine flu buddies? #
- 09:02 Oh god the pain. #
- 09:31 Thank God I got in to see the doctor on such short notice. He had a cancellation and everything! #
- 10:26 Wheee I am in a wheelchair! #
- 10:37 In the x-ray room. X-rays are fun! #
sgtmongoose
Oct 18, 2009 00:02
- 00:32 Matt Hardy neeeds to be moved to ECW. He'll just be underused anywhere else. #
- 00:48 @ pennjillette hear hear #
- 11:30 Okay, if my ankle doesn't stop hurting RIGHT THE CRAP NOW, this whole weekend is going to be a complete wash. #
- 11:49 I had plans, you know? Plans that didn't involve FUCKING LIMPING EVERYWHERE. #
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sgtmongoose
Oct 17, 2009 00:01
- 00:21 @ judasforgiven What about air guitar? #
- 02:23 RT @judasforgiven: New storefront is up and running at www.chemokazi.com #
- 02:25 .@ judasforgiven I should sue you. #
- 03:41 Is it wrong that I care about Cross Game more than the actual baseball playoffs right now? #
- 08:24 My ankle is hurting as badly as it has since I messed it up all those years
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sgtmongoose
Oct 16, 2009 00:02
- 00:37 This week is going by way too quickly. I mean, it's nice it's almost Friday, but damn! #
- 09:09 I've been having such amazing dreams recently I'm excited to go to sleep. Later, twitter. Here's hoping I'll have stories to tell. #
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sgtmongoose
Oct 15, 2009 00:02
- 03:31 @ ElisabethRappe man, I hate to see anybody have to tun in their MMO sobriety chip. #
- 03:54 I just took the last non-diet Red Bull from the vending machine. Must remember to bring my own caffeine tomorrow. #
- 05:05 There had ought be a small device at the bottom of each can of Red Bull that plays a song to indicate that you are now invincible
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sgtmongoose
Oct 14, 2009 00:02
- 06:45 Am feeling weirdly nostalgic about high school all of a sudden. Shouldn't have had that third DayQuilrita. #
- 08:26 @ judasforgiven make sure to spin good if you get a chance at the big wheel #
- 20:49 Admitting you have a problem is the first step. I do not have a problem. #
- 21:19 @ ZackRyder You're tan. We get it. #
- 22:05 Gods above I
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sgtmongoose
Oct 13, 2009 00:01
- 01:56 @ Skeetzilla Jeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh! #
- 04:40 @ stephenfry it's a free sample of Historical Catholic Tweets. For a small fee, you can also receive the "Excommunicating Galileo" series. #
- 07:39 Grandfather Nurgle has blessed me. I must accept his gifts, and become strong. #
- 09:34 my chicken soup does not fucking mess around. it is SERIOUS as a
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sgtmongoose
Oct 12, 2009 00:01
- 20:24 I have done absolutely nothing of value this weekend. (Cue "We Are the Champions", hysteical weeping) #
- 23:21 @ bitterforsweet WTF. #
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