ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

[sh_ironlung]

I had the shittiest day imaginable: got caught up in some gang fight in the city, 7-11 didn't have my brand, and my order got fucked up in the drive-thru at that one McDonald's... among other things, of course.

But despite all that, today is my birthday. LET'S GET TRASHED ON THE MOON.

Comments

[doggy_man]

You actually eat at McDonald's? Man...they'll serve dog there, I swear O_O.

But other then that, getting trashed sounds like my kinda night >:D

[sh_ironlung]

I enjoy the occasional Big Mac.

Ok, the keg is in the kitchen. It was a bitch to get through the teleporter. ;D

[doggy_man]

Ewww man...dog, I dead serious D:

♥ You're amazing :D *runs off to the kitchen*

[sh_ironlung]

Oh. Hey, are you 21?

[poisonkurenaivy]

That's why you should always go inside, instead of the drive-through.

Regardless, happy birthday.

[sh_ironlung]

It's pretty much common knowledge around here that your restaurant is a Den of Evil. So I'll take my chances.

Why thank you!

[poisonkurenaivy]

Don't be upset if one of the cooks spits in your big mac next time, then. They only do it to those who go through the drive-through. >_>

[sh_ironlung]

Ew. You've convinced me to go to Burger King.

[transgender_man]

You can't get drunk here! It's against the rules!!

[sh_ironlung]

Really? I don't remember reading that anywhere.

[transgender_man]

*poofs into a woman* It's against the rules! *cute smile + boob jiggle*

[sh_ironlung]

Says who?

O_O

[sv_sharkboi]

What's getting trashed? ♥

[sh_ironlung]

Getting drunk.

[sv_sharkboi]

.... THAT'S SO DUMB ;__;

[sh_ironlung]

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?

[antipesticide]

McDonald's drive-thru is not to be trusted. *nods*

[sh_ironlung]

I've learned this the hard way, unfortunately.

[antipesticide]

Apparently.