Stolen Survey, 7 Deadly Sins
The Seven Deadly Sins…
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Some asshole on the Blvd.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
pillowcase full of doorknobs
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Never
4. How about of the same sex?
Absolutely
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
They know who they are.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Slow Drivers
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Typically I’m a forgiving person.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time?
Exercise.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
5 p.m.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Uhhh pass.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
“A monkey stole my shoes”
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Ron Popeil, we were all hungover and watched the entire thing about knives..
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
2 weeks ago.. sigh
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Twice
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Uhh I drink Wawa coffee
2. Meat eaters:
Yes.
3. Do you eat the skin off of chicken?
If its fried.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I could be in better shape
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
salty is always better with sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small house, pet or child and thought, lunch?
Yes, and that’s why I can never go back to Sesame Place..
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
If we’re talking intimately, then 7
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
8 I guess
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Of course
4. Have you "done it"?
Yeah
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Shoulders and neck line (its an art thing)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Once just to be safe
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
Two
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Borders
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Quit my job, by a little place somewhere warm and build an art studio.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich, I like being plain old regular me.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Right now, yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
60-70
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Pitched an idea to a class of strangers and got a standing ovation.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Made Deans list.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Work in my field of choice.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Not really
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yeah but it was a lame ass foot-race.. so no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yeah, High School Calc class, I’m TERRIBLE at math of any form.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Showed up.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?
Loris apartment
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
I don’t own a house and I hate that show
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Matt Groening
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yep
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yeah, a new face.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Musical talent
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
No.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Some asshole on the Blvd.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
pillowcase full of doorknobs
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Never
4. How about of the same sex?
Absolutely
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
They know who they are.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Slow Drivers
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Typically I’m a forgiving person.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time?
Exercise.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
5 p.m.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Uhhh pass.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
“A monkey stole my shoes”
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Ron Popeil, we were all hungover and watched the entire thing about knives..
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
2 weeks ago.. sigh
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Twice
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Uhh I drink Wawa coffee
2. Meat eaters:
Yes.
3. Do you eat the skin off of chicken?
If its fried.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I could be in better shape
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
salty is always better with sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small house, pet or child and thought, lunch?
Yes, and that’s why I can never go back to Sesame Place..
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
If we’re talking intimately, then 7
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
8 I guess
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Of course
4. Have you "done it"?
Yeah
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Shoulders and neck line (its an art thing)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Once just to be safe
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
Two
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Borders
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Quit my job, by a little place somewhere warm and build an art studio.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich, I like being plain old regular me.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Right now, yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
60-70
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Pitched an idea to a class of strangers and got a standing ovation.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Made Deans list.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Work in my field of choice.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Not really
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yeah but it was a lame ass foot-race.. so no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yeah, High School Calc class, I’m TERRIBLE at math of any form.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Showed up.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?
Loris apartment
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
I don’t own a house and I hate that show
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Matt Groening
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yep
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yeah, a new face.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Musical talent
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
No.