I shouldn't have ate those fucking oysters... ugh I'm gonna vomit. Anyway I have a cockatiel again. His name is Angel, so named after Lance in my gay porns. He is gray and black with an all white face. When I saw him I had to have him because its fucking hard to find a white faced cockatiel. I almost ended up with a pitbull too. I don't really ( Read more... )

I can already see this summer is going to kill me. I just went to sleep like maybe 3 hours ago and I'm back up again at 8-a damn-clock in the fucking morning. Aj kept waking me up by opening my door and fucking peeking in and out of it all so he can play some dumb ass game. Mortal Kombat I think. I dunno. Its too early and I hate everything ( Read more... )

I haven't talked to my little Cory J in so long since April I believe and I really miss his cute lil self. Today I saw him online and I was like yay! So it went something like this ( Read more... )

i forget how fun lori can be. she rules. \m/ we didnt rob any coke machines today but activities including pole dancing, smoking, swimming, puking, flirting, discussing gay sex, and insane giggling. i do love that girl. best line of the day: "should i work this pole?" followed by "and now i know how we will get money to pay for our car."

I dedicate this title to you Jo. Wherever you are because every time I look at your Deadjournal to see what you've been up to its says that title. I know the story now but I don't know its still just funny to keep seeing that. Go Magpie ( Read more... )

i been kind of a busy girl sort of. saturday i had to go shopping. i got this skort (skirt with shorts sewn in) that makes my butt look nice. yay me. then i came home and had to get ready to go to larry's graduation. larry is coke machine robbing laurie's big brother. he graduated with high honors and a full scholarship to play football in ( Read more... )

I got a cell phone! It is cool. I have to go get it activated now. Yea!

Orgies rule especially when I am the orchestrator! Bow down to me I am Martha Stewart! Ok I know that I had something really important to say. While I try to figure it out you get to read this!!! So yea man remember that Tripp Eisen pick? It cracked and now it won't stay on anymore. Fine, be that way ( Read more... )

Best line of all today "I usually like slow pokes but not right now!" Laurie called me today! Yay! Morgan called me today! Yay! Reggie is leaving and moving to Philly. Um, how about boo. He leaves this Friday. I dont want him to go man. He's the only cousin I have out here. What can I do though. He's giving us his PS2 though. That like ( Read more... )

Maybe my charm should be a real razor blade. I'm all emo and depressant right now. Somebody get me some happy pills ( Read more... )