Tire irons and testicles

[shade_o_matic]

Man hits brother with tire iron over jeans

Authorities said a man was behind bars for using a tire iron to attack his brother over a pair of jeans. A sheriff's office report said a 23-year-old man and a 25-year-old man were arguing Thursday night over the pants. The argument escalated and punches were thrown.  The 23-year-old man then got the tire

Comments

[syncordi]

"The risk appeared to be highest among men who had reported smoking marijuana for at least 10 years, used it more than once a week or started using it before age 18"

Well. Looks like I'm fucked. :(

[shade_o_matic]

*Insert evil cackle here*

[syncordi]

(insert Queen "good-bye" reference here)

[hokeysmoke]

The first one? You know they were arguing over who got to wear the jeans because it did so much to make each one's butt look so cute!

I got nothin' on the other two.

[georgiarepublic]

Those must have been some nice jeans.

I guess I am a good candidate to get testicular cancer based on that article. I qualified on all three of the highest indicators.

It was my choice, so I have to live with the consequences.

[shade_o_matic]

WOOT TESTICLE CANCER FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[georgiarepublic]

No applause, please.

[shade_o_matic]

Golf claps.