Bacon, baptism, pets, attention and cars

[shade_o_matic]

Man brings home the bacon

A Taiwanese farmer has adopted 12 wild pigs as pets, training them to trot behind his motor scooter for miles and also to stop at traffic lights.  The pigs, all less than a year old, fall into line whenever Lee Tung-cheng lets them out of his rural Pingtung county yard and starts up his scooter. They go out together almost

Comments

[hokeysmoke]

For the first one, the only appropriate comment is "That'll do, pig(s). That'll do."

For the last one, people that stupid are alive because the world is full of enablers.

[spankieclark]

IF I HAD BEEN THE 911 OPERATOR, I'D HAVE HAD TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO LIVE, SO JUST STAY IN THE CAR AND DIE".

GGGGOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBAAAAAAHHHHHH.....

THAT'S ALL FOLKS