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Why do I find this so funny?
Doctor charged with molesting patient
A 61-year-old medical doctor was arrested on charges of battery Friday morning in his office after he allegedly groped and placed his mouth on a female patient’s chest, according to a Bradenton Police Department arrest report. Dr. Gangadhararao Chapalamadugu, known to his patients as C.G. Rao, specializes in ( Read more... ) -
Fingerprints, bye-bye and disguises
Cancer patient held at airport for missing fingerprint
A Singapore cancer patient was held for four hours by immigration officials in the United States when they could not detect his fingerprints -- which had apparently disappeared because of a drug he was taking. The incident, highlighted in the Annals of Oncology, was reported by the patient's ( Read more... ) -
Divorce, cycling, driving and a snack
Groom drinks too much at wedding, dies
A Taiwanese groom died on his wedding day after having too much wine and beer to drink, police and local media said Monday. The man, 35, an insurance company worker surnamed Wu passed out at home after drinking too much Saturday at a high-end restaurant in Taipei among more than 100 wedding guests, the Liberty ( Read more... ) -
Awwww
British regiment bids goodbye to goat mascot
The Royal Welsh Regiment is saying farewell to a four-legged military buddy. After seven years of U.K. Army service, Billy the goat, whose full name is William Windsor, retired amid pomp and ceremony on Wednesday. The nine-year-old will enjoy his retirement at a zoo outside of London.
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News stories are better in pairs
Man tried to hire prostitute for his son, 14
LONDON - A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on Friday.
The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of ( Read more... ) -
LOL
Saudi Arabia clamps down on unlicensed female gyms
"Let her get fat!" is the slogan women in Saudi Arabia are using to challenge a clampdown on female-only gyms. Unhappy at the growing number of unlicensed female gyms, the Ministry of Municipal and Rural Affairs recently closed two in the Red Sea city of Jeddah and one in the city of Dammam on the ( Read more... ) -
Urine, Hg and moronic teachers.
Urine Spray Man gets Nine Years
A Chemist who contaminated food and wine in Gloucestershire supermarkets with his own urine and faeces has been sent to prison for nine years. Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Bibury Road, Gloucester, was found guilty of four counts of contaminating goods at four businesses in May 2008. The court heard shoppers and staff ( Read more... ) -
Porn, farts, gun shot and tofu
Naples man who called for medical help gets 25 years for porn
When Douglas Guy Deering called 911 for a medical problem, he forgot to turn off his computer. So when emergency personnel arrived at his Naples home on Aug. 10, 2006, they found him sitting next to a slideshow of young boys performing sex acts. Realizing this, Deering asked one ( Read more... ) -
Sex act, shrimp, gasoline, accidents and hospital
Helicopter pilot taped in sex act denied license
A judge says a commercial helicopter pilot videotaped in a sex act while flying over San Diego committed gross negligence and cannot have his license back. National Transportation Safety Board administrative law Judge William R. Mullins upheld a Federal Aviation Administration order revoking the ( Read more... ) -
Pineapple, skeleton and quake
Pop star dressed as pineapple robbed
Police say a Japanese pop star dressed up as a pineapple has been robbed while shooting a music video in southern Sweden. Police spokesman Bo Paulsson says three young men beat up 41-year-old Hideki Kaji and robbed him of camera equipment worth around 20,000 kronor ($2,500) late Saturday. Paulsson says the ( Read more... )