Why is it everytime I hurt myself I moon people?

[shade_scribbler]

You may recall the time I slipped off a collapsing chair, onto a deck and took a bit of a header into the heaters at Eric's Boss's house (in front of his supervisor, no less) thus narrowly avoiding burning Eric's Boss's house down?

Or how I managed to poke myself in the eye with my own toenail?Well, my spectacular powers of clumsiness have

Comments

[raventhourne]

oh, sweetie..ow!

Seriously though...flip flops are bad...just sayin'

[shade_scribbler]

they are the shoes of death!

[elinor_dear]

Stairs are evil. This is why I live on the ground floor now.