so here I am rewriting the damn thing yet AGAIN

[shadeofdusk]

I wish I could actually submit the version of my resume that I feel best reflects the skills that I bring to prospective employers. However, I'm pretty certain that proper form requires slightly fancier language than "I can stay calm and pleasant in just about all interactions with others, with bonus ability to draw nifty monsters. Bring it on

Comments

[bardiphouka]

Or you are looking for the wrong jobs?

[shadeofdusk]

Ehhh, HR departments don't really seem to be that different from place to place.

[bardiphouka]

Have you tried applying in Dunwich or Innsmouth?