Comments | shadeofwrong: 3RD LIGHT [voice]

shadeofwrong

3RD LIGHT [voice]

Jul 24, 2008 01:49

Holy shit gang, it's a murder mystery.

So all of you people have obviously never seen CSI or whatever because it sounds like you're all moving the bodies. Do any of you know anything about gathering evidence? I don't think any of you even own a fucking pair of gloves ( Read more... )

cigarettes, perry would be proud?, need cigarettes, i'm a detective

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sorry, you can't play detective today detective_neuro July 24 2008, 06:57:21 UTC

What's the point in gathering evidence if we already know the identity of the killer?

LIKE HELL I CAN'T shadeofwrong July 24 2008, 07:00:24 UTC

Do we know why this nutjob is killing people? And what's up with the crazy ghost girl?

NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR SUPPER detective_neuro July 24 2008, 07:04:48 UTC

I know from experience that not all murderers have a motive, and if they do, it can be extremely obscure. We can probably find out his motive once we manage to capture him.

I am currently investigating the "crazy ghost girl." If you'd like to assist me, feel free to.

BUT MOM I HATE PEAS shadeofwrong July 24 2008, 07:06:15 UTC

Isn't it "innocent until proven guilty", anyway? How do we know this guy's the murderer?

Alright I can do that. What do you have so far?

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nomakothx July 24 2008, 07:32:15 UTC

We know who and we know why, there's no point.

Not that you're wrong, but like hell anyone around here's gonna listen anyway. I'm just about sick of telling them to stay fucking still and quit shouting for 5 minutes.

shadeofwrong July 24 2008, 08:36:55 UTC

Yeah that's what the other guy said. Wait- what's the why?

Everyone in this city just went into Super Ultra Freakout mode in two seconds flat. Is it a requirement to have no common sense to be here?

nomakothx July 24 2008, 08:39:53 UTC

Ritual sacrifices to 'wake up' his mother. Didn't work the first time, so he's doing it again.

I think so. This is pretty much what happens every time something goes down.

shadeofwrong July 24 2008, 08:41:18 UTC

... What?

Really? Well that's pleasant. Is there a place I could stay, possibly with the other sane people?

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[Voice] boy_fatality July 24 2008, 14:33:26 UTC

The identity and motive of the killer are currently known. However, I agree, detectives should be able to collect evidence before the crime scenes are disturbed. I've seen a lot of shoddy detective work here.

Yeah, Kaoruko-'baa-chan would be pitchin' a fit right now.

[voice] shadeofwrong July 25 2008, 02:47:42 UTC

Alright- it doesn't take three people to tell me that.

This is the worst detective work I've ever seen. It's sad, really. We need to get the entire series of CSI on DVD for these kids.