Comments | shadeofwrong: 11TH LIGHT [TEXT]

shadeofwrong

11TH LIGHT [TEXT]

Nov 09, 2008 21:35

Well I managed to save my sorry ass by holing up in a closet for most of it. Problem is I left my damn communicator outside said closet so I had no idea when the damn things had left ( Read more... )

why did no one tell me its over?, need a place to crash, cold cold cold, ate a shoe, rambling as usual

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[Text] soul_similar November 10 2008, 03:44:59 UTC

You ate a shoe, Harry?

[TEXT] shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 03:46:19 UTC

Yes, well, they're full of nutrients and protein and all sorts of good things.

It tasted worse than an ashtray.

[Text] soul_similar November 10 2008, 03:50:44 UTC

How would you know?

There are a few apartment buildings uptown. Do you want me to show you around?

[TEXT] shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 03:53:30 UTC

I've heard it. Somewhere. Probably read it in a book. The souls are supposed to be a good substitute for protein if you boil them. I didn't boil the shoe, obviously, but maybe I'll be ok. That shoe might not have even been leather. Fuck, maybe I should throw up.

Really? That'd be great. More than great. I can never seem to find my way in this place. All the broken buildings look the same to me.

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[Text] rampageofred November 10 2008, 04:28:37 UTC

You ate....a shoe? Uh....

[TEXT] shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 04:30:04 UTC

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Or something like that.

[TEXT] rampageofred November 10 2008, 04:32:21 UTC

I guess! Is this place that bad where you have to eat something like a shoe?

[TEXT] shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 04:35:54 UTC

Well, no, not usually. Not typically. There's canned goods and shit like that but. Well. People get caught in closets, you see, and when they get hungry and the only thing there is a shoe, you start to see the possibilities. Maybe a little shoesón.

Wow, no, that was terrible. In any case, I was hungry and it seemed like a viable option at the time, ok?

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[Text] wearingcravats November 10 2008, 04:41:15 UTC

I hope it was a leather shoe, at the very least.

[TEXT] shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 04:43:18 UTC

It felt like leather. Tasted like leather. Not that I've tasted a lot of leather but it was what I imagined leather to taste like.

[TEXT] wearingcravats November 10 2008, 04:45:23 UTC

I suppose it couldn't be too unhealthy than. At the very least, it has to be better than eating man-made materials.

[TEXT] shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 04:47:54 UTC

Thank God I skipped the shoelace appetizer, then.

covered_wars November 10 2008, 05:07:13 UTC

Drop by the clothing store, they may have a decent coat.

Bit dangerous to go out there alone, though.

shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 05:08:42 UTC

Shit. Why does even shopping have to be a life threatening task around here?

covered_wars November 10 2008, 05:09:32 UTC

Wouldn't be the same without it. I got something to do out that way if you want someone to watch your back.

shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 05:12:19 UTC

Sounds perfect. Sounds amazing. Yes. Yes I would like that.

Harry Lockhart. And you are?

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cheatingbelief November 10 2008, 07:28:21 UTC

...You ate a shoe?

shadeofwrong November 10 2008, 13:30:32 UTC

All together now class!

Yes. Yes, I ate a shoe. Is that the weirdest thing to happen in this place? Really?

cheatingbelief November 10 2008, 13:37:44 UTC

One of the most desperate.

shadeofwrong November 11 2008, 00:12:38 UTC

Oh come on. Eating a shoe isn't that desperate. I could have eaten my foot.

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