Comments | shadeofwrong: 1ST LIGHT [voice]

shadeofwrong

1ST LIGHT [voice]

Jul 14, 2008 22:24

[you can hear the sound of Harry running for the entire recording]

FUCK FUCK! FUCK!!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF DOGS ARE THESE?! WITH TONGUES AND ROTTING SKIN AND THIS IS NOT FUCKING L.A.!! WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MONSTER IS IN CHARGE OF THIS PLACE?!

I WANT TO GO HOME, RIGHT NOW! PERRY! PERRY, I'LL POLISH YOUR DAMN SHOES LIKE YOU ASKED JUST GET ME OUT ( Read more... )

fuck fuck fuck!, run!, arrival, perry save me, holy shit, dogs, holy fuck, ahhhh, fuck!

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scarsnstripe69 July 15 2008, 03:30:12 UTC

Calm down and try to get inside where it can't get to you.

Can you tell me what street you are on? I can come help you and explain more then.

[voice] shadeofwrong July 15 2008, 03:33:29 UTC

[more heavy breathing, and running]

CALM DOWN?! HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE CALM DOWN WHEN HELL HOUNDS ARE ON THEIR TAIL?!

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT FUCKING STREET I'M ON! RUBBLE RD. AND TORN UP AVE.! I'M NOT SEEING ANY SIGNS! AND GO INSIDE WHERE?! ALL THESE BUILDINGS LOOK LIKE AN A-BOMB WENT OFF AND THIS IS NOT 1959!

scarsnstripe69 July 15 2008, 04:43:22 UTC

At this rate I can just follow your voice.

Try to calm down. Your yelling will only attract more of those things, they usually hunt in packs.

I can't help you if I don't know where you are. Keep running till you see a sign then.

Though any building with a solid door and windows should suffice for shelter until I get there.

((ooc: slashes aren't there :P))

shadeofwrong July 15 2008, 04:50:27 UTC

Well it's hard to not yell when [the next part is a hushed kind of yelling, but you can tell he's still annoyed] THERE ARE FUCKING MUTANT ZOMBIE DOGS RUNNING AFTER YOU. WHAT KIND OF GUY ARE YOU TO ACT SO CALM ABOUT IT?!

[deep sigh, the footsteps stop] I think I lost it for now. shit.. Mr. Calm Dude? Showing up would be, great. There's also Funny Chick coming too, but the more the merrier. We can have a fucking party, bring the chips and the dip, I'll pay you back later.

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notpanties July 15 2008, 03:39:03 UTC

OH MY GOD, CHILL OUT. You aren't armed, are you?! Geeze--do you need someone to come get you?!

[voice] shadeofwrong July 15 2008, 03:41:11 UTC

[more running!]

I HAVE A GUN BUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'VE SEEN NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, HONEY; I'M GOING TO NEED MORE THAN A FEW BULLETS FOR A ZOMBIE.

NO, I WANT TO KEEP NEARLY MISSING DEATH OUT HERE ALONE. YES I'D FUCKING LIKE SOMEONE TO COME GET ME.

[voice] notpanties July 15 2008, 03:43:50 UTC

Actually, if you shoot them in the eyes, they go down pretty easy. Dog things, right? Just shoot for the middle head.

Geeze. Fine, I can come and get you. You know where you are? Any landmarks? [there's the sound of a cartridge reloading, and she groans.]

[voice] shadeofwrong July 15 2008, 04:40:50 UTC

RIGHT. DOG THINGS. If you think I have aim that good when I'm freaking out, sweetheart, you're fucking crazy.

Uhhh... shit shit shit Harry think, think calm down I'M NEAR A BUNCH OF OFFICE BUILDINGS, WHITE COLLAR SHIT. OR IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE ANYWAY.

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i_foraneye July 15 2008, 05:30:54 UTC

... Loudmouthed trash.

[voice] shadeofwrong July 15 2008, 06:12:28 UTC

SORRY? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU! MAYBE IF YOU SPOKE UP, I COULD HEAR WHAT IT IS YOUR SAYING?

[text] i_foraneye July 15 2008, 15:23:19 UTC

............... There is no need to shout, fool.

[voice] shadeofwrong July 16 2008, 03:54:57 UTC

SORRY BUT I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! MUST BE MY EARS OR SOMETHING.

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[-Voice-] the_chaosblade July 15 2008, 17:56:22 UTC

Sir! Where are you located, sir?! Calm yourself before the fiends gather around you, they lurk in every crevice of this damned city!
You would do well to hide within a building or such rather than flee down these open streets.

You are without a sword, are you not?

[voice] shadeofwrong July 16 2008, 03:55:54 UTC

I'M ON RENEE ROAD, AND THERE'S SOME GUY NAMED SHOO-HE-I AND A GIRL NAMED BULMA COMING MY WAY BUT I DON'T SEE THEM YET.

... A SWORD. ARE YOU A KNIGHT?