This is my two hundred twenty-eighth entry.

[shades0077]

So it's been like a week with no update. I sincerely apologize, dear readers. You deserve better than this, you really do. I shall try to make this latest recounting of my life's events especially enrapturing. First up, new Hutch University will be up later tonight. In the meantime, check out Monday's comic, for the Super Bowl XL Lame Joke Day

Comments

[anonymous]

I love you but you really need to start devloping an idenity that seprate from Jen. Every post of yours goes back to her and hot sex. I'm not trying to in anyway disrespect or insult you but in my opionon, and that's all it is, you need to balance between your releationship and the other areas of your life.

[emilytbm]

Waaah!

Its only been 5 months and I'm his first girlfriend. This isn't Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I'm not trying to steal his soul.

If you really cared, you wouldn't post anonymously, you'd talk to him.

Also, its Jenn with two N's.

In conclusion, *jerry springer style* YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!.

P.S. Sean, why are people who aren't getting any always so uppity about other people who are happily coupled?

[shades0077]

"This isn't Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I'm not trying to steal his soul."

This would also be impossible, due to me lacking a soul.

[anonymous]

You know when two people are in a relationship they tend to spend time together... and have hot sex. There's nothing wrong with hot sex, and it's always worth bragging about. That doesn't mean he doesn't have an identity of his own, he just likes Jenn and likes to have hot sex.
It's not that uncommon, you know.

[emilytbm]

whatevs.

I use that alot. As well as "Whateva! I do what I want."

A girl in my favoritist lj community says "tevs" which is really cool and I may start using it as well.

Tevs!

[shades0077]

I think another one that I am going to start adding into my vernacular is clutch. The meaning of clutch, is vital or essential, and also tending toward the side of cool.

As in, "Having some Yuenglings to drink while watching the Flyers game is clutch."

[emilytbm]

There are multiple anonymous poster as some of the comments weren't made by me. Anyway I've never been anonymous before and I must admit I like it. If it's a problem just say the word and I'll go through the procedure of regestering for live jornal. Anyway you can disable the anonymous post if you want to at least that's how WhiteRose rolls.

[shades0077]

I'm not going to enable anonymous posting, because in some very few instances, it can be useful.

But when someone is calling me out by saying I have no identity of my own, only because I enjoy spending time with my girlfriend, then they should have the balls to sign their posts, if they don't have a LiveJournal account to from which to post in the first place.

[anonymous]

allow me to inject an opinion that nobody cares about

oh... hi.

This is Lester Carthan

[anonymous]

The damn thing not accepting my password. Anyway my I there were two anonymous post that had nothing to do with me. 1. I had nothing to do with the post about your girlfriend. Relationship advice is the last thing I would advise anyone about. 2. The post that said hi. 3. I thought Gettysburg was in Virginia. The only thing I know about Philadelphia is that you guys have great cheese steaks, the Fresh Prinice is from there, and the Liberty Bell is cracked.

Re: This is Lester Carthan

[shades0077]

It's cool man, don't worry about it. The other anonymous posts I didn't mind. But when people are going to offer me "advice" then they should say who they are.

G-Burg is in centralish Pennsylvania. There is a Williamsburg that is in Virginia, perhaps that's what you were thinking of. Williamsburg is a good place. Busch Gardens is an excellent amusement park.

Also, Philadelphia has two things of awesomeness associated with it. 1, the Flyers. And 2, me.

[multi_moog]

I hope you're still willing to sell me your old tablet!

And go, go, KH2.