[Jak has found a copy of
The Lost Frontier and is playing it on Deck 12.]
I don't look like this, right? What's wrong with my hair?
And why do I sound ...
...
That's not how Eco works!
[Jak watches as his in-game counterpart mispronounces the word "gun" for the second time, then throws the controller against the wall in frustration.]
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[He actually sounds close to tears. Seriously, it looks like he cut his own hair with safety scissors and no mirror. :C]
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FuckfuckfuckFUCK!
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Observations indicate the game controls operate at 100% greater efficiency when they remain in the player's hands.
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Thanks for the tip.
[Jerk. >:C]
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. . . Query: may we attempt this mission?
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Sure, knock yourself out.
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Divine eco lets you harness the power of the Precursors.
Cool story, bra?
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[Peering at what Jak is doing.]
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[Grah damn it he got shot again, these plane controls are much harder than driving in real life. >:C]
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[Gosh Jak, you're sucking at this.] Can I try, Mister Jak?
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Yeah sure, go nuts.
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WAS IT
Someone's throwing open the door to provide some damage control for this bs. Politely.]
Ah... Trouble? [And gesturing to the game because seriously you people and your common speak]
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He rolls his eyes, then gestures sulkily to the controller.]
Whatever. Be my guest.
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The catchphrase flies over Yugi's head, but he'll gladly take up the controller and nurse it back to health... By FLYING PAST whatever level Jak was on.]
Mm, easy.
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He sulks the whole time Yugi aces the game. He does look slightly impressed though.]
Hmph. You're pretty good.
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