102nd Mission [Video]

Sep 11, 2010 21:25

[Jak has found a copy of The Lost Frontier and is playing it on Deck 12.]

I don't look like this, right?  What's wrong with my hair?

And why do I sound ...

...

That's not how Eco works!

[Jak watches as his in-game counterpart mispronounces the word "gun" for the second time, then throws the controller against the wall in frustration.]

brb exploring, dive for those orbs jak dive!, jak wry u do this, here comes the ptsd-mobile, animate brick with a gun, #fourth wall day, hey seagulls let's buzz 'em for kicks, ahm'na jak you up, kicking the fourth wall, crankypants, drinkign tiem, eco eco eco

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standardpackage September 12 2010, 04:55:56 UTC
Who th' shit thought a that?

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:02:07 UTC
I don't know!

[He actually sounds close to tears. Seriously, it looks like he cut his own hair with safety scissors and no mirror. :C]

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standardpackage September 12 2010, 05:26:16 UTC
[Jinx picks up a controller and tries to work that shit. Who in the hell knows that triangle equals go.]

FuckfuckfuckFUCK!

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:30:34 UTC
[Aha, now that's more entertaining. Jak leans back and watches Jinx fail. He doesn't feel quite so bad now.]

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wearegeth September 12 2010, 05:00:51 UTC
If we may make a suggestion.

Observations indicate the game controls operate at 100% greater efficiency when they remain in the player's hands.

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i lol'd shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:04:12 UTC
Great.

Thanks for the tip.

[Jerk. >:C]

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3: wearegeth September 12 2010, 05:13:56 UTC
We acknowledge the use of sarcasm, but insist the statement was made in order to help.

. . . Query: may we attempt this mission?

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.D. shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:16:46 UTC
[Eyeroll.]

Sure, knock yourself out.

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munchiemunch123 September 12 2010, 05:05:16 UTC
I'm actually partial to the divine and clear variety, Jak.

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:06:44 UTC
The what?

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munchiemunch123 September 12 2010, 05:12:03 UTC
Clear eco lets you swim through any body of water without harm. Even underwater. It could help out plot twists if you explore with it.

Divine eco lets you harness the power of the Precursors.

Cool story, bra?

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:17:19 UTC
[Jak just ... covers his face.]

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kazeyotsutaete September 12 2010, 05:06:41 UTC
... Why is everyone made of play-doh in it?

[Peering at what Jak is doing.]

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:07:34 UTC
Made of what?

[Grah damn it he got shot again, these plane controls are much harder than driving in real life. >:C]

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kazeyotsutaete September 12 2010, 05:12:54 UTC
Play-doh it's like... Clay, but squisher.

[Gosh Jak, you're sucking at this.] Can I try, Mister Jak?

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:18:01 UTC
[Huffing as he fails the mission again, he hands the controller over.]

Yeah sure, go nuts.

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flipspuzzle September 12 2010, 05:13:11 UTC
[WAS THAT THE SOUND OF AN INNOCENT GAME CONTROLLER BEING THROWN AGAINST A WALL

WAS IT

Someone's throwing open the door to provide some damage control for this bs. Politely.]

Ah... Trouble? [And gesturing to the game because seriously you people and your common speak]

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:14:23 UTC
[Jak is pouting with his arms folded like a petulant two year old.

He rolls his eyes, then gestures sulkily to the controller.]

Whatever. Be my guest.

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flipspuzzle September 12 2010, 05:16:54 UTC
[Okay Jak you are doing it wrong. You are being a sore loser and that is not how you play a game.

The catchphrase flies over Yugi's head, but he'll gladly take up the controller and nurse it back to health... By FLYING PAST whatever level Jak was on.]

Mm, easy.

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shadesofeco September 12 2010, 05:20:00 UTC
[Jak is not good at being a good sport.

He sulks the whole time Yugi aces the game. He does look slightly impressed though.]

Hmph. You're pretty good.

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