Wesker Report 8

[shadesofevil]

And here I had been in such a good mood lately. I suppose it's better than talking like a "pirate" for a day, though not by much.

My work at the bar will continue as normal. Anyone hoping to take advantage of my state and start trouble may consider themselves warned.

[private, hackable to friends and The Evil League of Evil]

Tsk. Even in this body,

Comments

[forever_static]

[shadesofevil]

Tch. See anything you like?

[forever_static]

It seems as though the island has spared me this time.

[shadesofevil]

I'm no expert, but I would guess that this is because you have no gender to begin with, dear Anti-Spiral.

[alluring_rogue]

Now, who would be so shallow to take advantage of a lady like yourself~?

[shadesofevil]

You seem a likely suspect. Can I help you with something?

[alluring_rogue]

Oh, I don't look that suspicious, do I~?

I'm just...admiring.

[shadesofevil]

While I appreciate your tenacity, I'm afraid I'm not interested.

[mokomanjuu]

Wesker made a good, scary pirate!

[shadesofevil]

Thank you, please leave.

[fangirlizm]

-breathes-

[mokomanjuu]

Okay!