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[shadesofevil]

Hmm... It hardly feels right to be taking jobs from the recently "deceased", as it were, but after the gender swap event I'm quite certain a change of occupation is in order. I'm going to miss my dear, dear intoxicated friends at the bar, but I'm quite certain we'll be crossing paths again soon enough.

I've taken up the newly vacated patrolman

Comments

[princeofknives]

Ah~be careful.

[shadesofevil]

I can't imagine why I would need to. This island is filled with fine, upstanding citizens, after all.

[Filtered]

[forever_static]

Your acting amuses me. I clearly do not have the same talent for it as you.

Re: [Filtered]

[shadesofevil]

Nothing I said up there was a lie, you know.

[Filtered]

[forever_static]

"Do be sure to stay on your best behavior, Memento Eden! I'm expecting good things from all of you."

Please.

Re: [Filtered]

[shadesofevil]

I can't imagine how you would possibly think that's a lie.

I'm expecting quite a lot out of all of you.

[mcninja_md]

Patrolman, huh? That's interesting. Really interesting.

[[Private, Unhackable]]

Your mom.

[shadesofevil]

I'm glad you think so.

[mcninja_md]

Well, law and order are important. More competent officers like you are always a good thing.

[[Private, Unhackable]]

Can't read this? Maybe it's the shades. Try deaccessorizing every once in a while, Barbie.

[shadesofevil]

I do have a wealth of experience in the field.

[mystichamburger]

I'll expect good things from you, too, officer!

[shadesofevil]

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[mystichamburger]

That's the spirit!